New Holivia Deuxmoi submission. No pics, of course. Laugh with me.
Ugh, my eyes just rolled back so hard.
This sounds like it’s about last weekend (?) at Soho Farmhouse (?). They’re keeping the “let’s make this super believable” streak. Can this movie come out already so this stunt can be over?
I’m not aware of any Ferraris Harry owns in the UK. Here are his cars.
Y entonces ahora, pueden explicar porqué Tammi le da me gusta a cuentas de bebés y cuentas de boda antes de que hubiera sido posible saber que Briana estaba embarazada? ¿Puede explicar las cuentas de actualización de briana que se hicieron antes de que briana fuera siquiera vista públicamente / nombrada con louis? ¿Puedes explicar que nunca hubo una foto desnuda del estomago con la cara de briana en ella? ¿Puedes explicar la única foto que briana publicó "de cuando tenía 3 meses de embarazo" tenía su nueva nariz que recibió después de que "nació" el bebé? Puedes explicar los dominios comprados por la familia jungwirth? brianatomlinson.com, 1dbaby.com, 1dbabyclothes.con etc., etc., que se crearon, nuevamente, antes de que briana supiera que estaba embarazada? ¿Puedes explicar a Calvin diciéndole a los stalkers, borracho, que Louis estaba con Harry la noche que el bebé habría sido concebido? Puedes explicar la infame foto pegada a The Sun con la exclusiva del bebé que se tomó en mayo cuando un paparazzi literalmente dijo "¡sonrían para the sun!" qué hizo que ambos se dieran la vuelta y posaran para ella (sin mencionar que la foto no se usó hasta dos meses después para esa exclusiva) ¿Puedes explicar que toda la huella digital de briana se borró donde no se podía encontrar información sobre ella desde el momento en que fue la primera vez que se le hizo una foto con louis en mayo? ¿Puedes explicar el estomago de embarazo que cambia de forma, tamaño y ubicación durante los conciertos de Londres en los que desfilaron entre la multitud? ¿Puedes explicar esa foto tomada en la casa del papá de briana para las vacaciones donde su barriga de 8 meses simplemente DESAPARECIÓ? ¿Puedes explicar que las cuentas de actualización de los fans sabían que Briana estaba "en labor de parto" antes que nadie (lo que nunca ha sucedido en la historia de los nacimientos de celebridades)? ¿Puedes explicar el hecho de qué su prima le decía a Briana que publique ciertas fotos de otra chica y finja que es ella? Y sabes lo peor? Es qué esto es solo lo qué pasó ANTES del nacimiento.
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Harry is up for The British LGBT 2021 awards!
The awards celebrate leading LGBT+ activists, allies and celebrity figures who have worked to advance the rights of LGBT+ people during the past 12 months.
(19 April 2021)
Jamás voy a entender porqué salen articulos diciendo qué Brody Jenner está saliendo con Briana y publican fotos de otra chica rubia qué claramente no es ella 💀
Anti larries don't do masterposts full of stereotypes, don't force them out of the closet, don't take it upon themselves to decide what their sexuality is and post it on thousands of posts for years upon years on internet, don't fetishize, don't make them more uncomfortable by having even more pressure to be careful if they are indeed in the closet. Anti larries do listen to Dan and to Lauren and so many other queer people who said their closets, their sexuality is not your fandom entertainment
of course not, you’re way too busy being larries fans. you have entire blogs and podcasts, yt channels, all dedicated exclusively to larries and what we say and do. your entire online presence is not about Harry and Louis, it’s about us. you don’t stan the boys, you stan us. you love to call us a cult, but you do the exact same thing... except you’re lives turn around random, strangers online. we’re not famous, we’re not celebrities and yet you and your fellow minions act like we are. stalking us daily, screenshoting posts, @us, threatening, doxxing, sending ask after ask to every blog you can reach, discussing every single thing we say in length... that’s fan behaviour, baby. borderline obsessive, actually. you should buy yourself a mirror and look at it for a good hour before ever thinking of trying to have high moral ground over larries. out of the two of us, you’re the one on the inbox of someone you could simply block and forget. you’re not some justice warrior, go find a healthy way to cope with your problems and leave larries alone. especially tumblr larries, who stay out of anywhere public and keep it to their blogs that no one can find unless they look for it - like y’all do :)
no, you know what? i’ll say some more. y’all love to ignore the many, many celebs that have come forward and talked about being forcefully closet, ignoring that it happens because the industry is disgusting and homophobic and not because a bunch of fans think they’re gay. you claim to care so much, but ignore every abuse as long as it fits with going against larries. you ignore real valid concerns and questions, that fans are allowed to have, just because you think you’re the heterosexual messiah. you’re no better fan than anyone else, you’re on the same boat, buddy. you’re just an asshole with a god complex and zero balls to come off anon. that’s the truth
Louis pr didn't say he doesn't need one. A "source" did and got posted it in an article. All those magazines you say are untrustworthy but you quote them when they fit your narrative. Funny how you didn't mention what I said ab Liam and jay.
They literally asked his rep for comment when the Mirror published the TMZ story that louis said he didn’t need one and the rep responded with “it’s all just part of the never ending media speculation” - which is not an answer. That’s literally a non comment. They could have said yes, he’s had one - this story is bullshit but no. they did not say that. which has just kept the speculation rolling. here’s the screenshots since you’re too stupid to google or search my blog
He has zero doubts that briana was faithful? They literally hung out like 5 times in May.
Liam what? Lying to help a friend? He also said two toddler who never have met were facetiming each other. that seems legit. LMAO. Jay - helping her son who is/was trapped in a horrible contract? Notice you also didn’t mention that jay removed all pics of freddie from her shit or that jay’s parents haven’t seen freddie since 2016. because freddie wont fucking go to the UK and no one gets off their ass to go see him in LA lmao.
two words: fertility clinic
lmao y’all need jesus.
“Finally, what's your name sir? Ricardo. Where are you from? From Brazil. I mean, if I wore it that well, I’d wear it more often. You look beautiful.”
-Harry talking to a fan who is dressed in his Dorothy Harryween outfit!