Louis’ Hand.

Louis’ reaction to a shoe boop in Chicago, IL - 23/2

hiii! I’ve been thinking about doing this for so long… so here we go… I’m looking for some blogs to follow 💗 and then make new mutuals friends :) so if u have a larry/ot5 blog interact with this post plsss… that way i can check out ur blog and follow

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Quería hacer esto un poco más divertido asi qué decidi regalar dos cartas vintage HJ LETTERHOUSE!! Con la tipografía de louis y harry, tal como se ve en las fotos 🌹 El ganador podrá elegir si poner una frase personalizada o una canción/frase dicha por los chicos!

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One and only :)

okay we get it

Not even local news will believe this bullshit. Never have I seen CT’s own Scot Haney, so on point!

A post about jealous Harry

Alternatively: In which Louis’ husband morphs into an actual murderer upon feeling jealous

But why have I taken so long to decide on making a jealous harry post i mean like the distinct brow furrow annihilates my soul 

followed by that reassured *squeeze* and *pat* *pat* though

like we get it Harry, he’s yours

AU: Where Aiden playfully pecks Louis’ neck whilst embracing

and Harry get’s jeal- oh

never mind.

That thigh tap is only necessary if you’re one of those jealous boyfriends……and Harry is DEFINITELY one of those people.

How to Make: Harry Styles mentally plot a successful murder against Liam Payne

Step 1: Hold Louis Tomlinson’s hand. Step 2: Wait for Harry to plot and carry out the murder.

Now this is debatable, but Harry says “stop it” to Zayn ????????

I mean a human being and Louis cannot even so much as socialise without Harry stepping forth to break it up.

Self-explanatory: Harry will have no wieners (other than his own) invading within Louis’ personal space 

If one was to stumble across Harry’s assassination list, the first five dot points would look a lil’ somethin’ like:

Zayn Malik

zayn

ZAYN

ZaYN MALIK

Malik, Zayn

Then the next five points would be Liam

Harry

needs

to

chill

When u anticipate inevitable cock-blockage;

My god, that eyebrow crease could kill the poor man

But Corden should have known; I mean he’s playing on Harry’s turf, he should have seen it coming

Niall didn’t see it coming

Damn Harry’s face drops from 100 to 0 real quick

Louis coped it that night let me tell you

Harry’s internal thoughts: I think there’s a serrated butter knife in the dressing room backstage..

Most of you don’t know this -it’s kept under heavy wraps-, but Harry actually brutally murdered Liam that night, it’s true. The Liam Payne we see today is a mere holographic image now.

Oh, and Zayn didn’t leave by choice, but by threatened force from Louis’ husband.

I think we can all accept this is some low-key jealously but it’s not the reason I’m adding this at all tbh.

I’m adding this because I find it interesting how its almost Harry’s life duty to personally witness and note every single mere contraction of a limb and/or muscle, along with each tendon that moves in Louis’ body; Like even a fucking eyelash twitch you look over and yep Harry saw the lash convulsion

Now this is just getting too comical because I bet you after this interview, Harry gathered the band in a room and explained the guidelines and conditions one must always follow during their wake. The first rule was probably, ‘one must never sit on Louis’ lap if they wish to keep their kneecaps in order to sit again’, Or you know, something along those lines.

Remember the lovebite interview where the interviewer asks if they give each other them “from within the band?” and Liam immediately steps in to avert potential Larry-ness from happening by stuttering out, “Louis gives me these” but then Harry kind of 

It’s a wonder how after all these years, Harry still hasn’t popped a nerve from all that facial straining like w o w

Can we top it off with this because thumb signs are important and Harry’s kitten fond kills me and Louis’ serious and in-loveness kills me too

I hate married couples.

Hope you don’t take this the wring way but why are you reblogging larry on a Louis’ blog? You should know not all of your followers are larries, there are some of us who are here only for Louis. I know it’s your blog but it’s supposed to be about Louis, or am I wrong?? Sorry, not trying to be rude or anything I’m just confused 😐

Im not following because is not as if I'm posting a manip, a distorted picture or anything but Louis on stage, or Louis behind the scenes? If you're bothered by Harrys existence, I can guarantee this isn't the blog for you, and I suggest you find another one that's as annoyed as you by him, enough to crop him out of things, which we won't ever do :/

Shut up I'm manifesting🕯🕯🕯🕯

«Louis Tomlinson is shocked to find out the negative results for the paternity test he decided to get to have a better custody of his son Freddie. The British singer is devastated and asking for privacy. Fortunately his good friend and ex-bandmate Harry Styles who is also currently in California, shooting for his second movie Don’t worry daring, is going to be there for him during this troubling time.”

Louis backstage with his grandparents - 30/08

It's so fucking late and I was kinda inactive, but I really need to put this shit out.

Okay, so I was watching a video about homosexuality and genetic when in one part the person says that there are some regions of the chromosomes 8 and X that have relation with homosexuality, in the X chromosome the region is "Xq28", I was so fucking shocked, I thought it was false so I just search and I found the papers of the study....

X X X

Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Or I'm just going crazy?

I'll do more research later, I just want to sleep.

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Es muy tarde, pero necesito decir esta mierda.

Bueno, estaba viendo un vídeo sobre homosexualidad y genética cuando en una parte la persona dice que hay regiones en los cromosomas 8 y X que tienen relación con la homosexualidad, en el cromosoma X la región es "Xq28", quedé en shock, pensé que era falso, así que busqué y encontré los papers del estudio...

X X X

¿Están pensando lo que yo? ¿O me estoy volviendo loca?

Seguiré investigando luego, ahora sólo quiero dormir.