Just Gonna Start Using This Excuse IRL.

there’s something sooo sickening about how dunmeshis whole energy is like sometimes something terrible and awful happens to you and it changes you forever and nothing can make you the person you were before but there’s still love and there’s still sharing a meal together and there’s still living

my boyfriend has this phrase "hold the smoochers lovely" and this is all i think of every time

I genuinely feel like I’m going insane sometimes

The #12 is based of a really old manga i read when i was like, literally 9 called "Wish"! an angel falls in love with a human but it bugs me so much now because she LOOKS LIKE A KID THE WHOLE TIME crying sobbing throwing up let the thousand year old woman look like a thousand year old woman

Now offering these dumbass mspaint sketches for a whopping $0.25!!!

MOOORREEEE doodles

one of my favorite this american life segments of late is about the people who played orchestra pit for phantom of the opera on broadway and how, like, a sizeable majority of them had literally been playing the show since it opened in 1988 (on broadway. I know it opened in 86 on the west end, you random pedants, but I am specifically talking about broadway musicians) because their contracts stipulated that they'd have jobs throughout the show's entire run... but nobody anticipated that phantom would become the longest-running broadway show of all time.

and none of these people wanted to walk away from a guaranteed job, so very few of them ever quit. they just kept doing the same show eight nights a week... for twenty or thirty years... and by the time it finally closed last year most of these musicians (who had been working together for DECADES) hated each other and really really fucking loathed phantom. I can't stop thinking about it. it's indescribably hellish to imagine but also the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life.

yes The Math Sorcerer. im sorry The Math Sorcerer.

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