IN A WORLD WHERE BEAUTY AND ATTRACTIVENESS HAVE BECOME SO COMMONPLACE AND MUNDANE THE EXCEPTIONAL UGLINESS

Bruce Wayne except he texts like an ominous boomer

wdym you can't tell if he's threatening them?

Based on this post by @mysterycitrus :)

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Bonus:

Happy birthday, Tim 🥰

i think that they would be friends!! :D lil blue guy is my tarantula oc :)

I WOULD LIKE TO DRAW YOUR CHARACTER!! YES!! YOU! YOURS! PLEASE REBLOG WITH YOUR LIL GUY!! :) (psspspspspspspsps more moots pspspspspspsps)

here are the palestinians who have reached out to me today. if you have anything to spare, consider passing it to any of these campaigns. if not, pass the post along.

@helpfamily | vetted by 90-ghost | $2,139/$50,000 LOW ON FUNDS mahmoud has lost his home, business, brother, and cats. both of his parents are diabetic. he is trying to move himself, both parents and his sister to egypt.

@rehamyasirr | vetted by 90-ghost | $645/$40,000 AUD LOW ON FUNDS reham's academic ambitions have been curbed by the vicious attack, she is hoping to escape with her brothers and other family members.

@fatimaalbalawi | vetted by 90-ghost | €31,104/€50,000 mahmoud is trying to evacuate his family, including children and immunosupressed parents, after they've been displaced from the destruction of their home.

@m0hammed1 | vetted by 90-ghost, ibtisams (deleted posts) | €7,919/€25,000 mohammed, his parents, and two younger sisters have lost their home, been multiply displaced, and one of his sisters suffers from hepatitis.

@ranin3344 | vetted by 90-ghost | €4,989/€80,000 LOW ON FUNDS raneen, her daughter and family are trying to evacuate. her daughter julia needs medical treatment for her shortness of breath.

Now offering these dumbass mspaint sketches for a whopping $0.25!!!

MOOORREEEE doodles

DNI LIST

Warning: these things = instant block :D

anti-lgbt

racism

antisemitism

rcta

Zoophiles/pedos (this doesn't include furrys, ya'll cool)

saying super super negative things ab clowns. if you don't like them, just please don't interact with me <3 My whole persona is literally just a clown :D

if you partake in "art lore"???? or "cringe culture"??? please stop bullying children???

if you support people from the mainland visiting/moving to hawaii

blaming native people for the conditions/locations of the rev's they live on

saying ANY shit like "i just feel so connected to the culture!" or "my grandma was an indian princess <3" or "I'm reconnecting with my roots by doing (insert culturally inappropriate thing)" i do not have the time nor patience to educate people <3 i am not a teacher, i am a college student

actively/knowingly misgendering me

A bunch of super old art of my friends!! :) my pals!!

bruce: *frantically* have you seen damian????

dick: *frowning* what? no . . . wait, did you LOSE HIM??

tim: *walking by* have you checked jason's apartment?

bruce: *horrified* what would he be doing there? god, i thought we made sure they would never interact!

dick: *grabbing his shoes so he can run out the oor* we've gotta get to them before they decide to add arson or manslaughter to the schedule today

tim: *frowning as he watches bruce and dick run from the manor* what the fuck?

meanwhile at jason's apartment

damian: *taking notes in one hand while he holds a book with the other* this wickham fellow is surely a crook. not a single one of his interactions with lady bennet has been devoid of suspicious moments.

jason: *nodding sagely as he cleans a gun* i ain't gonna spoil anythin' but you're on the right track

To anyone who thinks Bruce has a clear and consistent favourite child I raise you this: it is infinitely funnier for Bruce to have a complicated and elaborate “ranking” system of his kids that only he’s privy to.

Picture this: Batman, dosed with truth serum, gets asked as a gag from one of the goons holding him captive who his favourite bat-vigilante is and instead of giving a straight answer, he launches into this whole explanation about the ranking system and who’s in the current lead, who’s hanging behind, etc. At some point (this is a mystery to everyone involved) a whiteboard appears and he starts explaining his system like he’s a football coach before an important match. Out of nowhere he starts pulling out little cardboard cutouts of his kids and pins them to the board. At some point the red string comes out.

Jason hasn’t killed someone in a week? Automatically promoted to favourite. Tim hasn’t caused an international incident in the past month? Puts him a few points ahead that keep decreasing the longer he refuses real sleep (20 minute power naps don’t count Tim! Says powernap inventor Bruce Wayne). Cass gave him a hug this morning and wished him a good day? Favourite until he gets a call from dick telling him (without shouting!!!!) that he’ll be there for this week’s Sunday dinner. Duke accidentally scratches the Batmobile? Demoted to the “in trouble” zone (which, honestly, that’s where his kids spend most of the time in😭). Damian did not attempt to free all the animals in the zoo they visited? Favourite. Until Bruce found out he was just trying to conceal the cat hidden in his room that Bruce explicitly forbade him from keeping.

Dick arrives at the family dinner with a busted shoulder and a bruise the size of Texas on his face? Gets demoted so far down that even azraeil scores higher than him. He’s in the “in trouble” zone for a constant month after that. Oh one of them survived an almost death? Favourite for at least the next week. At least. Multiple people survive an almost death? EVERYONES the favourite. The least favourite is the growing grey hairs on his head.

The end of day results are decided by who bothers to wish him goodnight and if all of them have fucked up in some way the past week then Jon (Kent) becomes the automatic favourite until someone cracks a joke that Bruce actually finds funny.

The favourite child changes daily, hourly even, and his kids are aware this system exists and keep trying to crack the code but he always Knows and just smirks smugly.

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs