Why Thank You Sir/ma'am/insert Appropriate Formal Term Here. Always Such A Nice Gentlefish. Made My Day

"cool character I guess..." I mutter, walking away with a suspiciously character shaped lump in my throat

I wonder if the younger campers at chb wrote fanfiction about their favorite ships from the biggest heroes (the seven) at camp. If they did I bet there were ship wars between Jasico and Percico shippers all across camp. Meanwhile Solangelo shippers just point to Nico and Will making out and mouth ‘I won.’

Leo and Piper are the only ones that know and are here for the drama. Nico and Annabeth have their suspicions but don’t have enough evidence.

Capture the Flag wars are held twice a week now. One time regular style, the second so that the shippers can be on separate teams and take out their annoyance with the other ships.

The fanfics start getting out of control. One twelve year old Athena kid teams up with an Aphrodite kid to write a big three threesome and hand out the latest chapters like drug dealers to other campers.

Leo jokingly writes Solangelo fluff and sells it for $2 a chapter each week. The Stolls help with distribution.

Hey Valgrace nation how are we feeling about the fact that we’ve got more fics than Leo’s canon relationship now 😌

bruh ive never seen spn but every so often i get castiel's "i'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition" stuck in my head and i had no idea why? anyway i just realized it's because it's in an iambic meter (I'M the ONE who GRIPPED you TIGHT and RAISED you FROM perDItion). my mfs wrote literal poetry . did they know???

In light of the immense amount of love my Mycroft posts are getting, I have made some more :)) and obviously, the first is Mystrade

Im gonna feed him formula, wrap him in a blanket, rock him back and forth and sing him a lullaby

Fuck you (congratulatory)

I hit the goddamn autism jackpot. They were £40. FORTY!!!! AND LITERALLY 14/15 WERE STILL SEALED I AM THRILLED.

Left S15 sealed, not far from it now and I think it’ll be nice to open it and watch it at the same time

And they all have bonus content.

"all the ladies love leo" the ladies are jason

I think I need to write some sort of piece about this. This is so profound

You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?