Well, I’ve Already Scared Off The People On Insta— Time To Do The Same To Tumblr.

I TRIED TO CONVERT A NON-FUNCTIONING VIDEO IN VEGAS AND IT FUCKED UP

really enjoyed the new puss in boots movie…. had to draw the little guy

Fuck off

I cannot tell you how much I got out of this being my first anonymous ‘ask’ :)

thank you

Not a dream. A prophecy.

had a very vivid dream where it was Halloween so i broke into a local McMansion to steal candy. to my disgust I discovered the rich homeowners had only bought fun-sized bars (and not even the good kind it was mostly packets of gummies ffs) so instead I found an enormous canvas sack of cashews in the pantry, and snuck out through the basement carrying it over my shoulder heheheing like the grinch imitating santy claus.

tumblr please perform dream analysis on this.

Why does he have big stupid tbh eyes

This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it’s also kind of an amazing two-line poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. And then “to keep it real I fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it’s still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jjbang8

POV you're confronted by a small lamb

top 10 men who dont value their lives: number one

love getting normal texts from my gf