Yep I Think About It With Nacho Varga 👌

Dude you should have SEEN the hopefulness of the Diego Vaas theories in Instagram. It made me so frustrated that ppl actually kept using that message Michael said in the Reddit question about reprising the role very soon as their ONLY proof of ‘VaAs MiGhT Be CoMiNg BaCk’ bullshit when I warned them about them bullshitting us ONCE AGAIN!!!!! And now all this Vaas not coming back makes me not be very hopeful for the far cry franchise trully. Even tho they had to get Gus Fring in the ring because apparently they were most likely losing money due to them fucking with us through all these years and far cry new dawn being the WORST ever rated one EVER! Out of all the far cry games far cry new dawn is the number one worst rated in my opinion besides far cry 5 being the second worst then far cry 4 being second best and our most valued and beloved Far Cry 3 being THEE best game of the whole far cry franchise they’ve ONLY had in YEARS. Which is pretty fucking sad if you think about it. Even tho the trailer of the 6th one looks excellent I still wouldn’t wanna play it because I fear they will fuck with us and try to keep having this psychotic copy cats of Vaas. Tbh I don’t care if ppl loved the seeds or not. But hear me out and don’t attack me if you do. First they give us a Nepalian man who’s crazy and loves the color of ‘salmon’ but was actually pretty funny, but then when far cry 5 came out that’s when it hit to shit with the villains and they give us they low-speaking American-jehova witness-Jesus freaks, and then far cry’s first biracial-female leading villains but they were just to be honest not interesting even with a backstory added to show us their childhood when clearly 8 or 7 years ago we all wanted that for VAAS and they pushed us away and NOW they use it for them!!! Fuck you motherfuckers who are the story writers of the villains that failed! And fuck you, Ubisoft! I’m done with y’alls shit! And Michael Mando again! Stop fucking with us or I will punch you in the head I swear! Because I will crawl out of your screen, come in your apartment, scream in your face, punch you in the head repeatedly, and simply say, “STOP FUCKING WITH US ABOUT VAAS YOU COWARDLY DUMBASS!!!!!!” Like sweetheart I love you but. Bitch pls just don’t. And stop. 🛑

Let me just get overly dramatic like a bitter ex for shits and giggles...

Will ppl STOP telling me oooooooh Vaas is probably maybe likely rumored to possibly maybe who knows show up in Far Cry 6?

Shut up! Vaas is NEVER EVER coming back. We had our fun, and our time together was perfect in every way, how he made me laugh, how he made me roll my eyes, how he made me question my every decision.

Hes gone okay! He walked straight out that door without even a single glance and hes NEVER COMING BACK.

So stop! It's over! It's done! Hes gone! Hes fucking gone, I can't, fucking, fuck off already okay, hes fucking gone! We buried him and hes dead and hes gone and we just need to...ugh, move on, okay. Just...move on...

(End scene)

My edits of Jesse Pinkman and Delane ( Tupac Shakur but his OC name is Delane ) and edits of Nacho and Delane in the next post

Backstory: they have been homies since childhood at the Albuquerque playground Jesse’s mom would bring him to and met a African American boy the same age as him with the biggest smile that offered to play with him and since then a friendship was born.

Delane’s backstory: He is dyslexic and hasn’t gotten special help for it in school but, he had Jesse to help him but now that Jesse is with Jane he doesn’t want his friend unhappy and alone so, he didn’t want to ruin the ‘moment’ they were having when he came to Jesse’s house to report about the dealings and he decided to do it the next day. Now he has Nacho Varga since he now works for him ever since they unlikely met in Los Pollos Hermanos when he was working for Jesse’s operations. At first when they met they DESPISED eachother but, when they first started to get to know eachother they became very good friends.

( And without Delane’s knowledge Nacho likes him and yes let’s pretend the crack whores don’t exist in this AU and Nacho and Lalo used to be a thing and Lalo seeing Delane with his ex that he wants back makes him jealous and y’all are gonna hate Lalo in this AU sadly ).

Delane’s Bio: Has a bad upbringing in his family because their drug addicts and he has been abused several times by his mother Natasha and his step dad Darrel. He’s treated as if he has a disease in the family while his mother’s and step dads child his step sister Anastasia are treated with the love he never had received and never will sadly and he blames himself for having his disability but, he has his own family consisting of; Jesse Pinkman, Badger, Skinny Pete, and Nacho with some of the guys he gets along with in the cartel. Even though his parents are drug addicts themselves and he smokes weed he vows to never do anything harder than that.

Height: 5’11 ( y’all know damn well he’s taller than Pinkman and Nacho )

Weight: 154 LBS

DOB: 6/16/84

( Side Note: He’s a Gemini ♊️ while Nacho is a Sagittarius ♐️ in the BB wiki and ironically nacho is born the same year as Tupac 🤣)

Likes: His friends, weed, dogs, meeting people that aren’t total douchebags, food, South Park, and thug life.

Dislikes: He’s not too picky about things, the family he’s stuck with, having to go back home, The Salamancas, racists, and homophobic people.

Sexuality: He’s unsure at the moment because he’s never actually gave it much thought. But he does kinda like Nacho.

Born in: Empire State, New York, but he wasn’t raised there he was later moved to Albuquerque, New Mexico, USA and lived there for the rest of his life in a shitty condo not with his ‘family’ because he crashes at his friends houses and stuff but, here and there he crashes at Nacho’s house, just like at Jesse’s house he’s welcome to come over whenever he wants.

Personality: He’s too pure of a cinnamon roll and broken for cartel work and dealings that’s for sure, but he gets around just fine. Except when he has to go to the strip clubs with the cartel and would rather be with a dog instead and it doesn’t matter what dog. He’s friendly, has a kindred spirit, has the guts of a pitbull, compassionate, very loyal, thoughtful, protective of the ones he loves, dutiful, hard working, has trust issues, cautious, wary about a lot of things, free spirited, and will knock anyone’s lights out if necessary. And a good baby sitter.

Fun facts: He may look intimidating but, he’s actually self conscious and acts as sensitive as a big English bullmastiff puppy. He has tons of tattoos on his body, he has a bandana and hat collection, he soon hopes to get a dog collection one day. He has never been stung by a bee, wasp or hornet, he acts younger than he is because the poor kid never had a childhood. He can play the trombone and saxophone. When Nacho and him first met he called Nacho ‘cholo’ or ‘cheesy chips’.

Aliases: Delane ( Natasha & Diane Pinkman & Adam Pinkman )

Dweezy ( Skinny Pete, Badger and Jesse )

Del ( Nacho )

Deli ( Jesse )

D ( Darrel )

D-D ( Anastasia )

Kid ( Nacho & Mike )

D-man ( Junkie guy he’s familiar with that has a obsession with blue beanies )

Delane Franklin Washington ( Mike & Natasha )

Illiterate child ( Lalo Salamanca )

D-day ( Badger & Skinny Pete )

Sax-guy ( Skinny Pete )

Trombone masta ( Combo )

Bo-Thang ( Stripper named Molly that he doesn’t like )

Nacho’s new boyfriend ( Lalo Salamanca )

Young man ( Walter White & Skyler White )

Jesse’s best friend ( Jane Morgolis )

Bandana man ( Krazy-8 )

Nice boy ( Manuel Varga )

Favorite song from our generation if he had a time machine: https://youtu.be/5_lHfxRBi6A ( hey as a weed smoker you do need a good song to get high to, you know what I’m sayin’? )

———Extra Info———

Car: 1978 Stingray Corvette Pace car

How old is he in the BB universe: mid to late teens

How old is he in BCS: early twenties

How old is he when he first meets Nacho: 19+

Your type consists of psychopaths and bad boys kinda like mine except I don’t like the walking dead or know anything about any anime

What would you say my type is and what does it say about me? 😳💕

YES!!!

Fairly certain they gave Cade Yeager a love interest bc Bay found out about Barn Husbands.

HOLY SHIT— I WASN’T THERE TO SEE THAT! Even tho I was there at the live I just left when Bob Odenkirk connected.

SOMEONE JUST ASKED MICHAEL MANDO IF HE WAS A SIMP ON THE LIVE AJKDSFJKDLSJFKDSLJFDSLJ?!?!?

Nacho Varga is my favorite anti-hero

Who is your favorite anti-hero and why is it Deadpool?💣💥

💯relatable 🙌

“you look tired” ok maybe i’m just ugly. ever thought about that???? hmmmmm?????

Truth 👌

high af at walmart like

Him and I would be cute together because we would have this tiny family since I’m a short asf mixed Indian Asian girl 👌

bow-legged short king 🤭

That’s the best car ever and the ironic thing is I’m high asf and before I came across this I had this VISION of a car that had a liscene plate that said Tupac instead of 2Pac but it’s close enough tho

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bxyzs-LFtkd/