Bruh If Anyone Is Bored Asf And Wants To Do A Nacho Varga Edit But You Don’t Know What Song To Choose

Aw fuck now I’m all sad n’ shit 😔

Just look at them. The way Lalo is greeted by Yolanda. The way she's jumping with joy and shaking with fear she could loose him... How he hugs her. He is literally hiding in her arms. She's calling him 'mi niño' - my child. And what is his favourite thing to do? Cooking... I bet the 'family's secret recipe' is hers... And who did they take away from him? They took HER away from him... They took him the woman who probably raised him... The only one who gave him comfort.... Lalo, my dear... Do me a favor and kill them all... For her... For mamita....

DAYUM!!!!! This shit was hot asf just as usual! 🥵

Title: All the Better to Eat You With

Rating: Explicit

CW: BDSM

Nacho thinks of fairy tales again, not just of big bad wolves, but of beasts that transform into princes. He feels like if he can just figure out what story he’s in, he’ll know what to do next.

Nacho plans to seduce Lalo to gain his trust, but things quickly get out of hand.

Written for Day 5 of Lacho Week! Got it in just under the wire, lol. Featuring a pic by the incredible @krokorobin!

No offense but seeing him smile is like seeing your parents kiss in front of you ( who rarely do it cuz all they do is argue so therefore it’s fucking weird to see so therefore I’m UsEd to them fighting ) but yeah seeing him smile is like what I just said or to put in shorter words I’m NoT UsEd To It since all I expect from him is to be having his poker face or resting bitch face—does anyone else feel the same as me?!?!?!?!

as requested: nacho + smiling

Lmao 🤣👌

Phat pussy energy on infinite!

My mom: So do you have any friends?

Me:

EXACTLY WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING THIS ENTIRE FUCKINH TIME Y’ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLUS HES NOT DIEGO, DIEGO IS JUST DIEGO GET THE FUCK OVER IT! MICHAEL MANDO AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU SWEETIE BUT STOP FUCKING WITH US. ITS. NOT. FUNNY. AND THAT INCLUDES YOU TOO UBISOFT. STOP FUCKING WITH US AND DICK SLAPPING OUR MINDS TO THINK HES COMING BACK. CUZ HES NOT. HE WALKED HIS FINE ASS OUT THE DOOR, JUMPED IN A GRAVE, AND WE THREW A BUNCH OF MEMORIAL STUFF IN THERE FOR HIM AND BURIED HIM. So with that being said........

PLEASE! WILL YOU KINDLY FUCK OFF WITH ALL THAT BULLSHIT AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD DAY! 🖕

Let me just get overly dramatic like a bitter ex for shits and giggles...

Will ppl STOP telling me oooooooh Vaas is probably maybe likely rumored to possibly maybe who knows show up in Far Cry 6?

Shut up! Vaas is NEVER EVER coming back. We had our fun, and our time together was perfect in every way, how he made me laugh, how he made me roll my eyes, how he made me question my every decision.

Hes gone okay! He walked straight out that door without even a single glance and hes NEVER COMING BACK.

So stop! It's over! It's done! Hes gone! Hes fucking gone, I can't, fucking, fuck off already okay, hes fucking gone! We buried him and hes dead and hes gone and we just need to...ugh, move on, okay. Just...move on...

(End scene)

This is awesome! 👏

I’ve come down with a serious case of Lalo Salamanca brain rot

EXACTLY IT’S A ENTIRELY DIFFERENT PERSON!!!!!!!! Cuz that’s what I’ve been trying to tell ppl man!

I already read the version that the cover boy is Vaas. But, I do not think that this is it. Firstly, In the game version of Vaas there is no scar on another eyebrow. Only one eyebrow.

Secondly, Vaas’s eyes are gray in the game. (Yes, they are brown in the mini-series. But still, I will add this point.)

Thirdly, Cameron Burke also has a similar scar.

I don’t think the cover boy is Vaas. I think this is a completely new character and has nothing to do with it. (I may be mistaken, but I want to share my opinion for the story)

I love how Lalo sits down next to him with food and pats his back like a old friend. Is no one gonna mention that?

Dude you just now noticed when I knew it the WHOLE time especially when he escaped the hit men by crawling in the last episode

Just realized that they modeled Lalo after el chapo... these writers are brilliant