Lmao 🤣 “Of Course, He Will Be Out For Revenge, But I Can’t Imagine Him Being A Huge Weirdo About

Wait— does he really?!

the fact that tony dalton put lil nas X in his lalo playlist

Mans be focused like—

I’m real fucking sad that Joel the badass aka the Mike Ehrmantraut of The Last of us died

Tell me… what happened here. If you lie to me one more time, I’m gone. You will never see me again. But if you tell me the truth, I’ll go back to Jackson. No matter what it is.

what I have so far in my fanfic of Nacho x my oc protrayed by Tupac

Truth. My voice is like that cuz I’m reminded by people that it’s not very feminine but I like that it’s not squeaky and high pitched n’ shit tho 🤣👌

My voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I'm with friends I turn into TUPAC.

Omg I’m doing that right now and just had a vent post on my insta story 🤣 👌

Nearly one a.m. and I'm crying... Why? Various causes and yet no real reasons at all ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I just want to bawl to release stress without people thinking I need help or have them worry about me. I promise I'm okay, it's just an outlet I promise

Like, y'all ever had a good cry? That shit is so dope, especially if you can go to sleep right after 👌

Lmao 🤣

I also happen to like vodka so...🤣

Lalo!

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what they smell like: definitely some expensive cologne, maybe an assortment of spices if he’s been cooking recently, maybe a little bit of gasoline, maybe like an old house.

what their favorite smells in the world are: the smell of his horses

what pajamas they wear/what they wear to sleep in: 

my favorite ship (if applicable) and a cute hc about them: obviously lacho. nacho will oftentimes try to stay up as late as lalo, but whenever he does he’ll fall asleep first and lalo will end up caring him to bed.

my favorite friendship (if applicable) and a cute hc about them: i like to think that kim was right, he’s bad at crime and has no friends. at least no real ones anyways. but he doesn’t really care. His job necessitates long drives all on his own, and he enjoys passing the time talking to himself. he lives in his only little world and he likes that just fine. letting someone else into it might ruin everything.

a song that reminds me of them: rid of me by pj harvey

what animal i think they would be if they were an animal: a horrendous little stray cat that acts like it lives with you and tears up you furniture and always demands your attention at the worst times

what position they sleep in: on his back and snoring like a boar

their favorite drink: they were drinking cognac in the finale and honestly i think that’s the perfect drink for a rich homosexual maniac like lalo. (i happen to also like brandy, so . . .)

a gift i would give them if i could: not to be crass, but one of those scary sex robots, because he has been so deeply betrayed that never again will he be able to stomach any real human intimacy. a sex robot won’t rat on him to fring, that’s all i’m saying. 

Lmao 🤣 I wonder if he packed sandwiches 🥪 and since no one is gonna say it but this dude legit sat on a rock smaller than his ass I mean that shit had to hurt his booty-cheeks from possibly sitting there for too long—I mean how long do y’all think he sat there for???

Lalo’s lunchbox!!

Amazing 👏

no, srsly, did I?