Lmao 🤣👌 Obviously The Naughty Boi With Pan

Omg lmao 🤣 yep he should bang instead it would be a interesting and rough threesome because I have a head canon that Vaas is into biting, scratching and all that rough shit that will be sure to leave marks

Lalo is standing in a room between Nacho and Vaas. Fight or fuck?

*slams fists on table* FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

YAY!!! I’m so ready for it! :)✊

I guess I need to go to bed now, but the writing tonight has been 👌. This next chapter is romantic as FUCK, you guys.

Whenever Lalo offers Nacho food:

Grey: Nacho

Blue: Lalo

I recommend after seeing this go play Tupac Shakur’s ‘How Do You Want It’ song and you will get a fitting song for the vibe I had from this while making it.

Dude you should have SEEN the hopefulness of the Diego Vaas theories in Instagram. It made me so frustrated that ppl actually kept using that message Michael said in the Reddit question about reprising the role very soon as their ONLY proof of ‘VaAs MiGhT Be CoMiNg BaCk’ bullshit when I warned them about them bullshitting us ONCE AGAIN!!!!! And now all this Vaas not coming back makes me not be very hopeful for the far cry franchise trully. Even tho they had to get Gus Fring in the ring because apparently they were most likely losing money due to them fucking with us through all these years and far cry new dawn being the WORST ever rated one EVER! Out of all the far cry games far cry new dawn is the number one worst rated in my opinion besides far cry 5 being the second worst then far cry 4 being second best and our most valued and beloved Far Cry 3 being THEE best game of the whole far cry franchise they’ve ONLY had in YEARS. Which is pretty fucking sad if you think about it. Even tho the trailer of the 6th one looks excellent I still wouldn’t wanna play it because I fear they will fuck with us and try to keep having this psychotic copy cats of Vaas. Tbh I don’t care if ppl loved the seeds or not. But hear me out and don’t attack me if you do. First they give us a Nepalian man who’s crazy and loves the color of ‘salmon’ but was actually pretty funny, but then when far cry 5 came out that’s when it hit to shit with the villains and they give us they low-speaking American-jehova witness-Jesus freaks, and then far cry’s first biracial-female leading villains but they were just to be honest not interesting even with a backstory added to show us their childhood when clearly 8 or 7 years ago we all wanted that for VAAS and they pushed us away and NOW they use it for them!!! Fuck you motherfuckers who are the story writers of the villains that failed! And fuck you, Ubisoft! I’m done with y’alls shit! And Michael Mando again! Stop fucking with us or I will punch you in the head I swear! Because I will crawl out of your screen, come in your apartment, scream in your face, punch you in the head repeatedly, and simply say, “STOP FUCKING WITH US ABOUT VAAS YOU COWARDLY DUMBASS!!!!!!” Like sweetheart I love you but. Bitch pls just don’t. And stop. 🛑

Let me just get overly dramatic like a bitter ex for shits and giggles...

Will ppl STOP telling me oooooooh Vaas is probably maybe likely rumored to possibly maybe who knows show up in Far Cry 6?

Shut up! Vaas is NEVER EVER coming back. We had our fun, and our time together was perfect in every way, how he made me laugh, how he made me roll my eyes, how he made me question my every decision.

Hes gone okay! He walked straight out that door without even a single glance and hes NEVER COMING BACK.

So stop! It's over! It's done! Hes gone! Hes fucking gone, I can't, fucking, fuck off already okay, hes fucking gone! We buried him and hes dead and hes gone and we just need to...ugh, move on, okay. Just...move on...

(End scene)

This game is so much more beautiful in the red dead redemption graphics 😍

Far cry 3 in red dead

This makes a lot of sense 👌

so um theory about why vaas and citra don't look like your typical pacific islanders and why do they speak with different accents

first of all one of their parents is hispanic/latino so they're biracial and vaas looks more like hispanic/latino parent while citra looks a bit more like the pacific parent

LANGUAGES

theory is that on the rook they have like a super closed like monastery thing and they priest(ess)s have their own language or don't speak any language other people outside the monastery speak and Citra was sent there kinda early in life so she spoke that language the majority of her life so she simply does not remember much of english and doesn't remember any spanish at all (she's also the less smart sibling), hence both the priests and the temple guards speak the monastery language only

and Vaas on the other hand was living his ordinary (as ordinary as life on rook can be) life as a rakyaat warrior with parents who spoke spanish and english so he's bilingual and when he became a pirate spanish became his primary language and hence he has more of a spanish accent and is able to communicate very complex thoughts in english (plus pirates actually have much more exposure to english media like movies and stuff (if they want to))

thanks for coming to my TEDtalk

In the breaking bad wiki it says mid to late 30’s

Anyone know how old Tuco is in BCS?

OOOOH SHIT!— MARCO’S POV ?! OMG THIS IS COOL ASF!!!!!!

Oh no, the ever-mutating fic just got another chapter - Marco's POV.