Don’t You Guys Dare Tell Me I’m Wrong 🤣 ( If Lalo Did Asmr It Would Be This Lmao 😂 Along With

Honestly this is just funny as hell and accurate to Nacho’s character that we used to see in the earlier seasons when he was being a cocky little shit focused on being the baddest mofo around 🤣

Goddd I had a dream Gus called Nacho to say he should be the one who kills Lalo since he’s already in the house and Nacho started straight up laughing and hung up LMAOOO pls reshoot ep 10 Mr Gould!!!

But that would honestly have been so good?? I would watch the shit outa that!

This little bitch ass Latino boi drank a alcoholic beverage that costed EXACTLY, $4,100 ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

Ignacio Varga really is the most ungrateful bitch on the planet.

Bruh....😒

For real ppl on insta need to stop getting their fucking hopes up honestly and their doing this for only two reasons as proof that ‘hE’s CoMiNg BaCk’ Michael’s reddit message and the stupid kid having a eyebrow scar similar to the far cry experience version but not Vaas’s signature scar.

Truth Vaas would win with that statement, plus Vaas has a army, a shit ton of territory on his island, he owns a island, shit he might have a pet tiger if we think about it, a lot of weapons, being a psychopath, he’s a drug addict, he obviously has more muscle than Lalo so he would knock him out in a second in hand to hand combat, and his boss Hoyt is the most powerful drug trafficker and human trafficker in the South Pacific so yes in conclusion Vaas would win against Lalo—I mean he IS a Salamanca but I’m pretty sure Vaas wouldn’t give two fucks 🤣

Lalo vs Vaas who would win

yyyyeah sorry Lalo you may be a Salamanca but Vaas has got a rocket launcher.

then again, Lalo’s fireproof...!

Word, man! ✊

me @ the Lacho hive

Aw poor jealous and entitled Lalo 😔

WIP excerpt

Reign in Hell, Chapter 8 - Hail Infernal World

“When does everyone get here?” Lalo asked when they’d finished eating.

“I told them lunch. They’re staying the night—Yolanda’s set up the servant’s quarters. Don’t think anyone’s going to want to stay in the guest house, even if we could get the smell out.” He glanced at the clock. “Marco and Leonel should be here any minute though.”

Lalo blinked. “You called them?”

Nacho folded his arms. “Of course I called them. They need to know what’s going on.”

It was true enough, but Lalo still felt a pit in his stomach. “And which version of the truth did you tell them?”

“They know we’re working with Fring.”

“And what did they say?”

Nacho shrugged. “Not much.” His voice softened. “Marco just asked what I needed.”

The pit in Lalo’s stomach grew larger. “And what do you need?”

“Reminders to the plaza bosses of our power, before they get any ideas. Everyone knows what Marco and Leonel are capable of. Besides, they’re Salamancas. They should be here. This is their empire too now.”

“And that’s all you want from them?” When Nacho didn’t answer, Lalo pressed further. “You aren’t going to fuck them again, are you?”

Nacho shifted in his seat and shrugged.

A cold anger brewed in him. “You want to punish me more—is that it?”

Nacho snorted. “You might find this hard to believe, but not everything is about you.”

“Then why?” He hit the table. “Ignacio, no! I will not stand for it!”

“Did you take too many of those pain pills, or can you just not get it through your thick fucking skull?” Nacho snarled. He pinched the bridge of his nose before continuing in a more measured tone. “Just so we’re perfectly clear—you don’t get a say in what I do anymore. No one does. Not Tuco, not Hector, not Fring—” He leaned forward and gave Lalo’s injured shoulder a hard tap, right on the bullet wound. “—and not you.”

Lalo was too stunned to react. Nacho stood. “Just shut up and do as you’re told. If you’re really good, maybe I’ll let you watch.”

Lalo stared at Nacho’s retreating back and rubbed his shoulder. That had really hurt.

The ‘assassination’ of Lalo Salamanca 🤣

just some dudes havin fun :)

I also happen to like vodka so...🤣

Lalo!

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what they smell like: definitely some expensive cologne, maybe an assortment of spices if he’s been cooking recently, maybe a little bit of gasoline, maybe like an old house.

what their favorite smells in the world are: the smell of his horses

what pajamas they wear/what they wear to sleep in: 

my favorite ship (if applicable) and a cute hc about them: obviously lacho. nacho will oftentimes try to stay up as late as lalo, but whenever he does he’ll fall asleep first and lalo will end up caring him to bed.

my favorite friendship (if applicable) and a cute hc about them: i like to think that kim was right, he’s bad at crime and has no friends. at least no real ones anyways. but he doesn’t really care. His job necessitates long drives all on his own, and he enjoys passing the time talking to himself. he lives in his only little world and he likes that just fine. letting someone else into it might ruin everything.

a song that reminds me of them: rid of me by pj harvey

what animal i think they would be if they were an animal: a horrendous little stray cat that acts like it lives with you and tears up you furniture and always demands your attention at the worst times

what position they sleep in: on his back and snoring like a boar

their favorite drink: they were drinking cognac in the finale and honestly i think that’s the perfect drink for a rich homosexual maniac like lalo. (i happen to also like brandy, so . . .)

a gift i would give them if i could: not to be crass, but one of those scary sex robots, because he has been so deeply betrayed that never again will he be able to stomach any real human intimacy. a sex robot won’t rat on him to fring, that’s all i’m saying. 

Bruh imagine a highschool au fanfic that pairs them together 🤣

hm nacho and jesse were in the same high school classes. i dont care how old nacho is. canon should twist itself to fit my headcanon

Y’all I just now realized that we need a Nacho Varga x Child! Reader fanfic since I just thought of how cute it would be for a gangster to show his soft side!