If You’re Giving Yourself A Hand Job (masturbating), Are You Gay?

Sorry to confuse you, it actually means cute, i just wasn’t really paying attention in class, sorry 😐

I am in the middle of French class when my teacher mentions the word mignon which is a pole, and randomly I thought “this is my new insult

Omg last day of the first week of #fandersmeetup2019 and I love how this turned out!!!! I’m very proud

@thatsthat24

I am so fucking anxious rn

Omg I love this! When Me and my sister walk we like to listen to musicals so whenever a beetle juice song comes on she always says that Remus is such a bj and I want an au too but my writing sucks

Does anyone else think Remus is exactly like beetle juice?

Like I’m really into the musical and I just watched the movie and I’m noticing that Remus and beetle juice (who I will refer to as bj) are literally like the same person. Here’s what I wanna see, a au where Remus is bj, Virgil is Lydia, Adam is Logan, Patton is Barbra, and Roman is dalia ( or however it’s spelled). Like can someone please write this??

Just realized that most of my posts are a 3am ‘I’m 14 and this is deep’

This is something that came up in my mind after a friend woke me up in the middle of the night... this is for the #fanderspridemeetup2019

Reblog to save his life

This is Rhys, my 2 year old cat

You can do whatever you want with him, he never bites or scratches anyone and he loves playing fetch and sucking on soft plushy blankets

Another cat has bitten him and gave him this bacteria called Pyo Thorax which causes fluid behind his lungs. It's a deadly condition, but thank god my mom and I noticed on time so he's now in an animal hospital where they're cleaning his lungs and

He's doing really well at the moment

Unfortuately, the bacteria won't completely be gone unless the vets do a surgery where they open up his chest and clean every little corner of the lungs so they know that all the bacteria are gone. Then again, Rhys is a strong lil man and he's doing fine so the surgery will, according to the vets, go well and he'll recover like any other cat.

But

The surgery is expensive and my mom, who has all the money for the surgery but planned on spending that money on buying new furniture for the house, thinks

"It's a waste of money to spend it all on a cat"

This is why mom wants to put him to sleep tomorrow

I'm not asking anyone here for money.

I'm asking if you can REBLOG this post to convince my mother that little Rhysie's life is worth the money and it's sad to give up on him because he is already getting so much better and he is just soo strong

If my mom still decides to put him down, let this be the post that still keeps Rhys alive on Tumblr , which is where I got his name from❤️

He'd be so grateful if you'd introduce him to all your followers🐾

“I’m sadder than you think.”

“I’m gayer than you think.”

“I’m sadder and gayer than you think.”

Stay safe

❗AVOID THESE PEDOPHILES AT ALL COSTS! ❗

I was scrolling through Tumblr and came across a post of KNOWN PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR (many of which have or want to rape actual children/minors)

THERE ARE ACTUAL PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH MINORS ON TUMBLR

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS LIST AND KEEP OUR MINORS SAFE

Here’s a llama, there’s a llama, fa la la la la la llama

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Please don’t repost/steal! Also keep the caption I put actual thought into it ok

Art Instagram: natxpack @danielhowell