The Beast That Bothers

just got fired from my job reading erotic fiction for audiobooks because i kept pronouncing “penetrates” like it was a greek philosopher

IMPORTANT UPDATE ON THE UNSEEN SHOW!!!

The person who was premiering it is a very bad person, evidence can be found on Tumblr, Twitter and Instagram. I suggest you check out pinkfrnk on Instagram for the latest info.

The link has been removed, it's gone. It's private. He's a coward, me and my fellow Killjoys have taken over the situation on Discord. His entire channel? Empty. Gone.

I found an old link to the concert he was going to show, which I will be putting here.

Overall, I'm proud of this community for taking him down, and my heart goes out to the victims. Stay safe, Killjoys! You're never alone!

Songs included: CORRECTION I HAD THE WRONG SETLIST BUT THERE'S DEMOLITION LOVERS, VAMPIRES WILL NEVER HURT YOU AND AN INTERVIEW. OTHER SONGS GOT CUT.

I present to you, The 'Unseen Concert'. Club Krome, Sayreville, New Jersey, 2003

PLEASE REBLOG!!!

i seriously cannot comprehend the sex drive that makes one exclusively horny for captain america looking movie hunks or the victorias secret angel archetype of tall underweight women with generically pretty faces in bikinis. that shit is like carbon monoxide or infrasonic noise to my libido like my sexual senses cant even clock it

my chemical romance is in my blood forever and ever just like microplastics

since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"

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A fun fact about me is that I'm actually a licensed priest. A few years back I got one of those online-ordinations from one of those hippy-dippy everything-is-god-if-you-think-about-it sects, I got licensed to marry people to each other. And I was super fuckin' bummed when it turned out that they charged like 50 bucks to actually mail out legally actionable documentation of the accreditation, because if it had been any cheaper I'd have been fucking unstoppable with that power. I was just going to walk down the street all day marrying random assholes to each other. Pointing at random strangers on the bus and creating an indelible marital link between them with the power vested in me by the everything-that's-actually-god-if-you-think-about-it. Shutting down arguments with my friend groups by threatening to marry the ones with the least chemistry to each other. I was gonna overtake infidelity as the leading cause of divorce in America. Every courthouse clerk in America was gonna want my head on a stick. Alas, I'm a cheapskate

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1) doodling

2) being really cozy and tired and falling asleep to music or podcasts

3) hot chocolate while being wrapped in blankets

4) my mom

5) people using my actual name and not my birth name