im obsessed with this one guy on instagram who goes to that deer park in japan and takes videos of them set to 2000s pop punk and rock. all of the videos are like this
Fairy puff! Postcard from my collection, mailed 1912.
wh- what was that? THE DOOR, OARTHUR. SOMEONE’S KNOCKING. wh- IT’S TO YOUR LEFT. YOUR OTHER LEFT. THERE. OPEN IT OARTHUR. CAREFULLY. o- ok. *creeeeeak* *suspenseful violin noise* *BOOM.* OHHH OAARTHUR. THE THING IN FRONT OF US IS— IT’S HIDEOUS, OARTHUR. IT IS A… SHAPELESS, SPRAWLING CREATURE, OARTHUR. IT HAS TINY, BEADY EYES, AND A FEATURELESS SNOUT. AND………….. OH OARTHUR. ITS TUSKS, OARTHUR. LONG, POINTED TUSKS EXTEND FROM EITHER SIDE OF ITS MOUTH. IT IS STARING AT US. RUN, OARTHUR. RU— wait. did you say tusks? YYYYEESS. that’s.. that’s a walrus, john. A WHAT thats a walrus. but how… JESUS FUCKING CHRIST OARTHUR IT’S GOT A KNIFE
everybody wants to be my enemy
imagine your situationship of 10 years just fucking dies by falling off a cliff and an amusement park is built in his name. with a replica of the place he died. and a cafe. and they want you to make a speech. and call your eulogy lackluster. happened to my good friend john watson
who let this bird on the train
Debi Mazar as Medusa in Kaos