Guy That Has Seen One Movie And Is So Annoying About It

some post-game celebratory flirting

commission for @maggierosestudio !

cb

Omg the CB s2 starts the day i have my verbal exam

Sexiest Podcast Character 2024 — Scripted Redemption Bracket — Round 4.5

Propaganda

Alice Dyer (The Magnus Protocol) (Boba Count: 3):

She's a funny witty girl that does a lot of sarcasm but actually cares a lot about her friends. Everyone in OIAR desires her carnally, it doesn't have to be canon to be true.

Madge Stallion (Fawx & Stallion) (Boba Count: 1):

Madge propaganda from a show that had the pleasure of guesting with her! At the end of the day no matter how you squeeze or present it, a great character is a great character and Madge is the best by a mile. Wonderful one-liners, complex and layered relationships with everyone in the cast around her, a messy and real depiction of female sexuality (especially a lesbian!) that she is never punished or demeaned for, and all of this brought to life in a performance that could make a phone book fun. Look and you’ll see: Madge’s writing and acting speaks for itself!

#madge here #yes you have to choose #choosemadge #we need the points #much appreciated #very sincerely yours

Art of Alice courtesy of @auxilion.

Additional propaganda below the cut:

Alice Dyer (The Magnus Protocol):

she's funny she's done with all this bullshit she teases her coworkers and is just a delight to listen to

Trans girl who flirts with everyone to cope with trauma what more could you want

#alice dyer you goose <3

#alice dyer 100%

#Never finished tmp but it's Alice 100% she's so

#alice sweep!!! #hell yeah

#ALICE DYER #MY WIFE

#ALICE SWEEP

This is propaganda for all the female characters. Voters please remember how pretty all women are and factor that into every single vote you make. Thank you.

Madge Stallion (Fawx & Stallion):

Madge Stallion was submitted without propaganda.

we gotta get our girl some propaganda. she would hate it, but the mystery of it all is kinda part of the appeal here.

Madge stallion NEEDS no propaganda

Madge: so sexy she needs no propaganda

#madge stallion is a great woman to lose to

#Madge she's a sassy lesbian detective what else do you want

#madge stallion needs no propaganda #by virtue of being madge

This is propaganda for all the female characters. Voters please remember how pretty all women are and factor that into every single vote you make. Thank you.

Raging lesbian in a lavender marriage

Seduced someone working for the enemy

Is just as chaotic and at time brain cell-less as her male companions

Loyal but still willing to call her friend since childhood out on his bullshit

She canonically fucks. Like in canon she fucks so much. See above about seducing the enemy and then pepper in her on again off again romance with Martha Hudson.

#madge propaganda time : #she will flirt with basically any girl she sees and oh she does it so well #also !!! she once flirted and got on with technically an enemy in the middle of a spying mission ???? #she went like 'oh sorry just gotta go to the loo' to go spy in the house got caught and flirted so well she 1/ got laid 2/ got information #3/ came back like nothing happened #with some motivation she could flirt and get a boner from a dead rock tbh #madge stallion IS THE SEXIEST

This is the woman who always has anything you might need in her bustle. Portable phonographs, certainly, but what else? Alcohol, without doubt. Knives? Probably. More knives? Wouldn't be surprised. Candy? Always good to have something to mollify Hampton with. More alcohol? Well, James can always do with a little nip. Another knife? Why not? Lockpick set? I mean, where do you keep yours?

#it's that time again #madge madge madge #she's earned it

#!!!!!

#home stretch

MADGE MADGE MADGEEEEE

Womennnn let’s go

today has been amazing

i even got complimented on my music skills ☻

Holmes is a bit on edge in ‘The Final Problem’ and briefly takes refuge in Watson’s kitchen.  Being chased by assassins will do that to a man.

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

ROUND 4

the updated autopsy report

Is it really that important?: yes

Why is it important?:

it's iconic, and it's a much memed line in the fandom. also, it's actually plot-relevant, as it resets all the progress that you've made and really shows the shitty tactics edgeworth uses in court.

Cocoa (Hot chocolate)

Is it really that important?: At first you think it isn’t, but then it becomes like the most important object ever

Why is it important?:

Okay, so I’m hoping this counts, because the object isn’t a specific cup of cocoa but rather the cocoa itself, which is made new and served and drank in a variety of different cups by a variety of different people throughout the course of the series. Despite it being *technically* new cocoa every time it appears, it is still the same recipe and serves the same purpose in the story. The cocoa comes from a French cafe and is frequently imported and drank by the one of show’s main character: The Interviewer. The Interviewer adores the drink, and consumes and ungodly amount of it. To express his enthusiasm for it, he has described it as “as pure as the angles”, “divine as deity”, and “sweet as sin”. He frequently offers it to his clients, who are people that come to him asking to fake their death and start over with a new life. Almost all of these clients, as well every other character in the show that tries the cocoa, remarks on how incredibly delicious it is. For the first couple seasons, you think it’s just a funny running gag. As time goes on, however, it is revealed that the cocoa actually has magic healing properties. The recipe involves adding a substance nicknamed “Patience” that can fix wounds and cure illnesses and just make you feel better in general. That is one of the main reasons everyone loves it; though I’m sure the cocoa by itself was probably pretty good too. Additionally, the reason the Interviewer drinks so much of it is because he is actually over 3,000 years old, and has been using the cocoa to keep himself alive and basically immortal. This becomes very plot relevant when the Interviewer no longer has access to the magical version of cocoa and starts to die because of this lack.

Trolleys in the entrance area of Sainsbury's, Coldhams Lane, Cambridge, 1975. From the Sainsbury Archive.

quite the wager