Why do people find it weird that I eat lunch alone?
“No matter how attractive a person’s potential may be, you have to date their reality.”
— Mandy Hale
“Stop thinking about life and choose to live it.”
— Paulo Coelho, The Fifth Mountain
what if im wearing sandals 😰
There is a secret callsign for [tumblr] users.
If you spot a wild [tumblr] human in the wild, you must tell them this phrase:
"I like your shoelaces."
The appropriate reverse-call, if you hear this phrase, goes thusly:
"Thanks! I stole them from the president."
I'm paying literal actual money for you to see this, so don't let it be in vain. Use this phrase everywhere.
if i got what i wanted, it's the world's blessing. but if I didn't, it's the world's warning? i think that's the saying. but it felt more heartwarming rather than threatening. are my wordings correct?
“Remember that sometimes not getting what you want is a wonderful stroke of luck.”
— Dalai Lama
i haven't reached that milestone yet. I'll keep going!🙏
I love when you go on a date with someone and you’re like. well that was neither wonderful nor horrendous. You seem Fine. I’m sure if this was the 18th century and we were gentry arranged married to secure our fathers respective land interests we would care for each other in our way. you would buy me nice horses that I really had no interest in but would admire how gentle you were with them and when I died in labor during my third pregnancy you would tell our surviving heirs that their mother was a handsome woman who never drank too much and embarrassed herself in company
you are in a relationship. that is all i need to understand.