“With The Right Music, You Either Forget Everything Or You Remember Everything.”

Miraculous AU where the Kwamis can disguise themselves as actual animals. The only issue is sometimes they transform on instinct instead of just hiding, leaving someone like Max to try and explain why the fuck there's a horse in his room.

“No matter how attractive a person’s potential may be, you have to date their reality.”

— Mandy Hale

what if im wearing sandals 😰

New [tumblr] users: there is something very important for you to know.

There is a secret callsign for [tumblr] users.

If you spot a wild [tumblr] human in the wild, you must tell them this phrase:

"I like your shoelaces."

The appropriate reverse-call, if you hear this phrase, goes thusly:

"Thanks! I stole them from the president."

I'm paying literal actual money for you to see this, so don't let it be in vain. Use this phrase everywhere.

New [tumblr] users: there is something very important for you to know.

There is a secret callsign for [tumblr] users.

If you spot a wild [tumblr] human in the wild, you must tell them this phrase:

"I like your shoelaces."

The appropriate reverse-call, if you hear this phrase, goes thusly:

"Thanks! I stole them from the president."

I'm paying literal actual money for you to see this, so don't let it be in vain. Use this phrase everywhere.

Vamp!gami update

Marinette is probably the weirdest human she’s ever met

I am an amalgamation of the experiences I have lived, heard, seen, and read.

does it hurt to not scroll?

yes, yes it does.

how? in what sense? can you die from it?

i stabbed a book with a bleeding pen. it's ink splattered on my clothes.

i tore the pages with the sharp tip of the writing tool and cut through letters i once wrote.

i tore off a page filled with senseless shit and burned it in the daylight.

the burning flame that seeped from the lighter was dimmer than the sun shining bright. i could not see it.

i thought the tool was broken so i stopped and decided to take a shower.

whilst doing so i pondered. i imagined the lighter i threw away burning up in flames inside the trash bin lighting the house on fire.

yes. yes it does.