Me_irl

Not this again

I’m not telling them and neither are you.

@lexikira @boxofsteampunkplaces @goodbimyfriends @tato-tahto @gayboiohio @please-eat-me-father and @kindawannadietbh

Here’s the picture of Emmy that she hates because her hair is a mess.

You guys can see Emmy on the right (wow way to point out the obvious Lorenzo).

IT WAS A LOVING BOOP

ITS A BOOP FROM A FRIEND

Oh

Ok,

I accept boop

Please don’t.

LORENZO!

GROW SOME GOD DAMN BALLS AND JUST FUCKING DO IT ALREADY

EMMY!

SHUT THE FUCK UP! ITS SCARY OK!

IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY YOU DIDNT TELL NICK THAT YOU LIKED THEM!!!

YOU TWO ARE TOGETHER BECAUSE OF AN AWKWARD YET STILL ADORABLE INTERACTION BECAUSE WE MADE A BET

Ok

I’ll tag you

@boxofsteampunkplaces and @tato-tahto here is an embarrassing Emmy story.

I can tell you guys that my sister Emmy shares a room with me for two reasons. One, we don’t have enough bedrooms in the house and we have know eachother before, and two, she’s VERY scared of the dark. Now here’s where the embarrassing story comes in. It was Emmys first week of living with our family and she was given her own room (I was given the choice of if I wanted to share a room with one of our other brothers or if I wanted to sleep somewhere else and I chose to sleep in the basement), Emmy and I had been in the orphanage together before we got adopted, but we never really talked the only thing I knew about her was that she was bisexual and was basically the “mom” of the other girls (she is really caring and will probably make a wonderful parent in her future), i was awoken to footsteps running down the basement stairs at like 1:00 in the morning. Then I heard “Lorenzo,” I just kinda stayed silent thinking it was one of my brothers trying to prank me, then I heard “Lorenzo it’s Emmy. I can’t fall asleep, my room is to dark, this is gonna sound stupid but can you help me find a nitelite or something.” I got up and helped her and walked her to her room and plugged the nitelite into the wall for her, she thanked me and started walking and a plant that was in a pot on the floor brushed her leg and she screamed, we’re talking blood curdling scream, like a scream from out of a fucking horror movie. And then she had to explain to our parents and then I now I share a room with her because she’s so scared of the dark and freaks out almost nightly.

my poor baby, please call him something else.

What is it?

Do I have what?

Do you have it? It’s very important, you realize.

This is an embarrassing Emmy picture. She was walking a friends dog in this picture.

@boxofsteampunkplaces @tato-tahto @goodbimyfriends

Oh ok

Yeah. I know Italian, not French, but from what I have heard he say in French...

I think she’s screaming about her “fucked up family of bitches”...?

By the way, Emmy is currently having a breakdown in the bathroom. She's screaming in French, I don't know what to do...

Wait Emmy no

shes... screaming french?

i would make sure shes okay

No this is Emmy.

I figured out his password.

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