Hey Fuckers I’m Here To Join You Gremlins

Me just casually scrolling thru my posts looking at this ridiculous shite

Hey does anyone want to join the gnome cult there are 3 rules of the gnome cult 1 be nice 2 don’t forget to pray at the gnome pentagram and give an offering every Sunday so you get good turnip prices 3 all members must have animal crossing new horizons because without it you can’t participate because the cult is in animal crossing new horizons

The real villian in paper Mario for the n64 is prof kolorodo god I hate him and his British ways

I KNOW FOR A FACT HE STOLE ARTIFACTS FROM DRY DRY RUINS AND HES PROBABLY GONNA START THE FUCKING BRITISH MUSEUM

also I’m still sad we didn’t get to hire a house sitter and bring Luigi with

I was scrolling through my posts and found this and just want to add a little context

This might be a little shocking but I was not high when I posted this

This was a sober thought and not only was I completely sober instead of asking my siblings if they hear it or calling a freind I made a tumblr post

GUYS IM FREAKING OUT I JUST HEARD A WHALE NOISE 4 TIMES NOW I LIVE NO WHERE NEAR THE SEA IN FACT IVE NEVER SEEN THE SEA AND MY AuDIO IS OFF SO IT CANT BE THAT

Hey you my severe case of adhd! SHUT THE HELL UP O DONT CARE IF YOU JUST WANT TO SIT AROUND ALL DAY WE HAVE THINGS TO DO WERE CLEANING OUR ROOM RIGHT NOW AND IM NOT GONNA HEAR IT

I just opened that file and imeaditly regretted it I posted this I forgot I posted this why did I post this

Found this beauty in cursed images

Me rn if you care

How i look when I see a loud noise

Both my mom and sister did this once

My friend Chris bought a 12 pound bag of peach rings and won’t put it down.

My fucking god

Is owning a kea legal in minisosta

I love how both corvids and parrots are in general highly intelligent, but where corvids generally have strict hierarchies, solve disagreements in the pecking order by fighting, and have a strong dislike for anything new or foreign until they figure out how to make use of it, parrots are just here to party.

The New Caledonian crow, who knows how to specifically build a tool in order to build another tool, never engages in play. These motherfuckers are smarter than some people with the right to vote, and they are Extremely Serious Birds. They don't have time to play, they got work to do and kids to raise.

And then there's the kea, straight-up titled "clown of the mountains", that has a specific vocalization for "playtime!". Scientists decided to try what happens if they play the Play Call for two fully-grown adult keas that are together in an area and can clearly see there is no other, third kea to make the call, and they just go "great idea, disembodied voice! it's TIME TO FUCKING PARTY!" and start wrestling.

Imagine working really hard in order to make it into a top university to study astrophysics, making it to your first Very Serious Class, sitting down full of serious determination, and the dude next to you is taking notes without using his hands, with a glitter pen he's shoved up his nose. And his notes are good.