Remus Is A Lanky Noodle And No One Can Change My Mind!!

I can't breathe🤣🤣

It had become such a common joke between James and Sirius to give and take house points between themselves and others, that when James became Head Boy, the castle's magical ability to actually take and give points when the words are uttered became a real problem:

Twenty points went to Hufflepuff for some particularly potent weed; five points to Ravenclaw for a snide remark towards Snape; five points to Slytherin, said sarcastically for pointing out the obvious. It took a while (and some stern talking to from McG), but James had mostly gotten the habit under control.

That is until one morning, when everyone woke up to Slytherin having 500 points more than they had the previous evening, a flushed James Potter, and a particularly smug looking Regulus Black, who, on close inspection, was walking a bit funny.

James loves rainbows and would always yell out RAINBOW! when he saw one.

I feel like progsfoot and sunkiller, cause Sirius and James or Barty and James would be idiots together

What's the dumbest ship? I don't mean dumb to ship, I mean the two (or more) dumbest people who have ever been shipped together?

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This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.

This could save someone's life. It's not a joke.

Why do James and Regulus kinda remind me of Wall-e and Eve?

Regulus is a weepy drunk.

Uncircumcised penis?!?!!? Umm help??

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

How do i figure out what i am?

I need friends who are aromantic or asexual, cause i have a shitton of questions

James is a sunrise, and Regulus is a sunset.

I'm dying😂😂😂

Remus: why is Regulus rolling on the floor laughing? And what happened to James's head?

Sirius: *sighs* James was about to hit his head on the door frame, so I told him to duck and he quacked at me.

Sirius: and then he hit his head.

Remus: *wheezes*