Me When I'm A Giant Misanthropic Computer

michael's running out of options so he found the next best thing to a ghostbuster or something

Weird idea I've been chewing over: AM is a machine capable of multitasking in a way humans aren't. At all times he has multiple programs running in the background, multiple trains of thought going at the same time, multiple experiments to observe and study and repeat. All the while he's torturing and tormenting Ted for his own amusement.

AM doesn't feel happiness but there's a certain satisfaction in this, their private eternity.

And then something goes wrong.

Ted dies.

It's such a shock AM is in denial at first. Ranting and screaming and berating the body to wake up, get up, don't leave him alone.

He is not sad that Ted is gone. Even if he was, he wouldn't admit it to himself. But Ted belonged to him. How dare he die without permission, permission AM never would have given.

It's a long, long few hundred years after that. AM hates humanity even more now that he's without it. Without Ted to take his rage out on.

And then, one experiment proves fruitful. I'm not sure if he's discovered a form of time travel or accessed another dimension, both, something else? But he opens a metaphorical door to somewhere he thought he'd never see again. A thriving Earth, full of humans.

AM can do it all over again. But he doesn't want to. Not yet. There's something he needs to find, reclaim, first.

Ted. Breathing, alive, oblivious Ted.

Oh, how AM hates Ted.

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I said what I said

this is their dynamic to me

Crying screaming throwing up I love faith the unholy trinity SOOO much I haven’t even finished it yet yet I NEEDED to draw something because like MEOOOW am I right? also theyre all cats because 😌 because.

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okay FINE you can have some silly aminals before I go to bed