Saint. Sinner.

when Phoenix's hair starts going gray it does irreparable horny damage to Edgeworth's psyche... not only because gray hair is sexy but also because it makes him imagine what Phoenix will look like fully gray and how it might make Phoenix look just a tad more like Edgeworth himself... this appeals intensely to Edgeworth's specific cocktail of vanity and daddy issues

this really faiths my unholy trinity

scp alagadda wip bc i wanted to draw some them in some neat outfits

maybe they shouldn’t have wandered into that pizzeria…

Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself

"girl dinner is when you don't eat teehee" "men think about the roman empire women think about their ex best friends and poetry" "✨sapphic love✨ is so pure and innocent and sweet unlike nasty gross Man Lust" "girl math is when you can buy starbucks and makeup because you didn't buy it yesterday so it's free" "I'm going to explain (complex topic) for the girlies! so basically it's like when you go shopping-" "I love women because they're so soft and smooth and feminine and we can talk about girly things and they're not sweaty or hairy or horny like gross men" "women should be unemployed girls don't need jobs men should do all that for us" "ugh girls that don't like pink or being feminine just need to stop being such pick mes and get over their internalized misogyny it's gross"

god save my hairy dyke ass from this hell before I start whacking people's shins with my Girl Baseball Bat. teehee!

okay i need to know

Weird idea I've been chewing over: AM is a machine capable of multitasking in a way humans aren't. At all times he has multiple programs running in the background, multiple trains of thought going at the same time, multiple experiments to observe and study and repeat. All the while he's torturing and tormenting Ted for his own amusement.

AM doesn't feel happiness but there's a certain satisfaction in this, their private eternity.

And then something goes wrong.

Ted dies.

It's such a shock AM is in denial at first. Ranting and screaming and berating the body to wake up, get up, don't leave him alone.

He is not sad that Ted is gone. Even if he was, he wouldn't admit it to himself. But Ted belonged to him. How dare he die without permission, permission AM never would have given.

It's a long, long few hundred years after that. AM hates humanity even more now that he's without it. Without Ted to take his rage out on.

And then, one experiment proves fruitful. I'm not sure if he's discovered a form of time travel or accessed another dimension, both, something else? But he opens a metaphorical door to somewhere he thought he'd never see again. A thriving Earth, full of humans.

AM can do it all over again. But he doesn't want to. Not yet. There's something he needs to find, reclaim, first.

Ted. Breathing, alive, oblivious Ted.

Oh, how AM hates Ted.

awww I like it sm QwQ

reblog if you unironically love art that makes you feel weird, confuses the mind, wises to destroy the canon, mocks the concept of values, spits on beauty and celebrates ugliness