Late Night/early Morning Stakeout

I understand why people write “other characters close to character X react to fucked up thing that happened to them” fics, it’s cathartic and it’s good character study, but sometimes in the back of my head I’m like “that guy would Not open up about that”

Bruce is going about his business one day when he realizes Tim has gone missing. Nothing suspicious has happened, so he consults the others to see where he might have gone.

make jason scary, make him a murderer who doesn't look back on the scum he takes rid of, make him psychotic, and i want him to have a well deserved mental breakdown when he realises everytime he kills someone he turns a bit more like his own killer

I love this comic panel so much, truly the best girlboss/malewife dynamic of all time <3

Original Panel:

You ever think about how Cassandra Cain was homeless for 10 years, wasn’t able to speak or read the entire time, and somehow made it from Macau all the way to Gotham? DC hello??? There’s a story there

batman: what’s the situation?

commissioner gordon: Harley and Ivy have hijacked an AM radio station and taken the employees hostage

batman: what are their demands?

commissioner gordon: they haven’t issued any. they, uh.

batman:

[commisioner gordon turns on the radio]

harley: —you gotta walk away, sweetie. His family sounds completely toxic, if not outright emotionally abusive, and he’s too enmeshed to see it.

caller: no, you’re right. you’re right. I gotta do it.

harley: you got this, honey. now, stay on the line a minute, I’m writing down some the names of some books for you and you can get those from Ivy after we’re done. okay! our next caller —

[commisioner gordon turns off the radio]

batman: what station is this?

commisioner gordon: WGTM.

batman: the one that rebroadcasts rush limbaugh?

commissioner gordon:

batman:

commisioner gordon: you know what, i probably didn’t need to call you for this.

AUNQUE A VECES ME DESESPERO, Carlos Arturo Arias Vicuña. 2015. Bordado, 40 x 30cm.

Obligatory misogynoir check:If a character is popular headcanoned as bisexual or even canonically bisexual and said to 'have a type',there's an almost 100% chance 'their type' was purposely chosen to erase at least one canon black woman love interest they have.Muchos bonus points to Dick Grayson aka Nightwing for being said to have a thing for redheads only for it to turn out both redheads he's been into to have been black women and his other two major love interests to have both been black women as well with one even getting rebooted into one in the run they were a thing

🔥 princess and the bird ⭐

for @celestialkory

Wayne manor has a swear jar and all the proceeds go to charity

Jason: *walks into “the jar room” as it has been affectionately named*

Jason, very civilly: Ahem. Fuck. *delicately places 1 dollar bill into the jar™*

Bruce: Jason…

Jason, affronted: What? It’s for a good cause