Jason, Mid-potential-world-ending-fight: *gasp* I Am The Favorite Child.

the way that i actually do this is sending me-

wait... let them cook

I don’t normally go here, but I do know Jason is a massive literature nerd. And he is fairly intelligent, and has deductive training.

What I’m saying is, how does he not eventually realize everyone’s lives run on tvtropes pages?

cuack i drew them again

I’m just thinking about how the first line a civilian says to Batman in the movie is “please don’t hurt me”. How his first monologue is about how the criminals of the city look up and see that light and it strikes fear, but he strikes fear into the people he says he protects as well and the people he fights.

I’m just THINKING about how the LAST INTERACTION HE HAS WITH A CIVILIAN is her holding onto him, terrified to let go, because he didn’t just beat up the people who hurt her, he carried her out of that building and to safety. She isn’t afraid he’s going to hurt her.

IM JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW THE SUN IS RISING BEHIND HIM AS HE CARRIES HER.

Hey look I actually did a follow up to my Jason stays dead for one hundred years AU (ft. old man McGinnis)

breaking news! The prince of Gotham has a kid!?!

Remember that Jason is a ginger and speak spanish fluently?

While yes, canonically, Jason is a ginger in the original comics, I absolutely hate that fact and just choose to ignore it simply because of the reasoning behind why he dyes his hair.

Bruce is in no way an ideal father figure, but the thought that he found this kid, brought him home, and had him dye his hair just to look more like Dick did as Robin.....that's a little too far for me. Besides, I think they kind of retconned this with the New 52 and Rebirth.

As to the language thing, I think he speaks a few languages besides just English and Spanish fluently, but I am not sure which ones for sure. I think German and Italian?

damian wayne better than me bc if i was sent to bitchfuck america with no sun and the whitest cracker family on earth who treat my family like terrorists i would’ve begun killing not stopped

I JUST REALIZED

Tim Drake, Conner Kent, and Bart Allen have all been bald at some point. And I don’t know how I feel about that.