The Batman (2022) + Text Posts Part 2

something something whenever i talk about jason and bruce’s relationship i refer to jason as jason and to bruce as bruce i never think about red hood and batman i can think about dick and bruce AND nightwing and batman but there is no red hood and batman there is only jason and bruce there is only a boy and his dad something something

Bruce is going about his business one day when he realizes Tim has gone missing. Nothing suspicious has happened, so he consults the others to see where he might have gone.

I stand by my canceled wife (complex fictional female character who is treated like shit by the fandom)

POOR JASON HE DIED IN THE 80S AND REVIVED IN 00S IMAGINE TRYING TO EXPLAIN TO HIM WHAT AN EMAIL IS???? OR THE SPICE GIRLS????? HE WOULDNT KNOW WHO THE SPICE GIRLS ARE 😭😭😭😭😭

I lost the link to the video, but there the dude was talking about how Jason must be illiterate in modern technology

Random goon: Hey boss, were you the one to pick that name as an alias? And why this one?

Red Hood : I used to have another name, before... A long time ago. But that person is dead now. I get to choose for myself now, they can't take that from me. I won't let them.

Goon: Huh.

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Random Goon: Say boss, why do you never take off your shirt in front of us?

Red Hood: Well uh, I actually have that really fucked scar on my chest and I'm not comfortable with...

Random Goon: Don't worry boss, we get it, you don't have to explain yourself to us.

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Red Hood, high on some toxin: God, I wish my family...

Random Goon (on boss-sitting duty): why not try reaching out to them?

Red Hood: They would never accept me as I am now... They wouldn't agree with my so-called "life choices". Besides, they don't miss me, they miss the person they think I used to be... I wasn't even a man when I last saw them.

Random Goon: Damn boss, that sucks.

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And then the goons throw the Red Hood a party on trans visibility day and Jason is so confused he straight up cries.

emo boy batman is my everything

robert pattinson I owe you my life

part three of the dickwing saga- the allegations (inspired by anon)

Kon: Who like you, that day after day you can have him~

Kon: Who like you, that only in your arms he sleeps~

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When the boy you have secretly had a crush on for years turns out not be as a straight as you first thought.

Heartbreak is singing corny songs at full volume with a hair brush as a mic.

He is in fact singing a song that is pretty much about being jealous of the person that gets to be with the one you love.

Quien como tu - Ana Grabiel

No hate to the TimKon shipper I just had this stupid idea after reading some of the comments on my art on a Spanish FB group and I couldn’t not do it.

Jason:

(Idk i'm bored i guess)

I've just started reading the kane chronicles and i can't stress enough how much i love this book as a biracial kid