Let Me Clarify: I Do Not Stan Any Dc Characters. In No Way, Shape, Or Form Do I Want To Be Anything Like

Random goon: Hey boss, were you the one to pick that name as an alias? And why this one?

Red Hood : I used to have another name, before... A long time ago. But that person is dead now. I get to choose for myself now, they can't take that from me. I won't let them.

Goon: Huh.

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Random Goon: Say boss, why do you never take off your shirt in front of us?

Red Hood: Well uh, I actually have that really fucked scar on my chest and I'm not comfortable with...

Random Goon: Don't worry boss, we get it, you don't have to explain yourself to us.

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Red Hood, high on some toxin: God, I wish my family...

Random Goon (on boss-sitting duty): why not try reaching out to them?

Red Hood: They would never accept me as I am now... They wouldn't agree with my so-called "life choices". Besides, they don't miss me, they miss the person they think I used to be... I wasn't even a man when I last saw them.

Random Goon: Damn boss, that sucks.

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And then the goons throw the Red Hood a party on trans visibility day and Jason is so confused he straight up cries.

Damian arriving at Alfred's grave with his vial of Lazarus resin only to find Jason already there with a shovel and his own vial of Lazarus resin

i love how we all just collectively agreed that the butts match

No because I think about this a lot:

"Dick's been on the go since he was nine."

And that doesn't even include his time as an acrobat. Dick has literally been working non-stop for nearly his entire life.

I will say despite all my issues with the new boy wonder issue this panel is so funny as Jason basically went

i love people who are continuously surprised that there aren’t men kissing in marvel

I drew a lot of jasons muehehhe

emo boy batman is my everything

robert pattinson I owe you my life

You ever think about how Cassandra Cain was homeless for 10 years, wasn’t able to speak or read the entire time, and somehow made it from Macau all the way to Gotham? DC hello??? There’s a story there