Too Cute To Be Sitting Around Alone, Stoned, And Horny Today /:

when my partner calls me bunny i gain 5 years of life

The only time I post on here is when I log on to masturbate btw

my memes are my diary btw

thank god i got passed this era with my prozac i thought i was going to have to quit

My antidepressants talking to me:

putting on cute lingerie to clean the house while my partner watches football. living my lesbian housewife dreams

sighhhhhh i love lesbians so much my heart is going to explode

i will be like “ugh i needed this” and it’s impulsively buying a new vibrator instead of facing reality

media that uses cannibalism and vampirism as an allegorical expression of desire, love, and hunger >>>>

sometimes i think maybe i am no more than a girl with a hot body and a fun personality (ive got deep rooted mental issues)

being reminded again that my love is always deeper and more intense than anyone else’s love for me ever will be