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like??? why is that such an arbitrary opinion to have? like who genuinely would want people to go to hell as a Christian? How hateful can you be?

I genuinely think there was no greater insight into the modern Christian mindset than when the Pope said he very much hoped Hell was empty and he was absolutely hounded by both Catholics and Protestants outraged at the idea of a man who wanted a place of infinite suffering to have nobody in it.

Drew this a few weeks ago

still not over them

Ho did u just stab me?

William and Gayvincible? (Aka Maskless Mark)

🤨🤨if you say so/j

Holy moly

“pretty fish.”

- some dykes hopefully.

I would fold INSTANTLY if a butch

would open doors for me

would pull out chairs for me

walk on the outside of the side walk

carry heavy things without having to ask

place a hand on the small of my back

or on my thigh when we're sitting or driving

offer their arm for me when I'm walking in heels or unfamiliar places that make me feel uneasy

hold their coat over my head if we forget the umbrella

like seriously. you got me! I would go home that night kicking my feet and listening to love songs thinking about you. 💀 I love it cause it's literally not a requirement by any means! So when they choose to do it, it's not cause of societal pressure or gender norms, it's truly cause they want!

embarrassing repost

i just want to be in a pretty girl’s lap and be held like babyyyy

butch arms on main

And suddenly, I'm purple

I am not feeling myself rn (chronic illness type shit) sooooo I'm feeling kinda clingy rn :((

I just need a girl to wrap my arms around like a koala (lmfao) and hold them close as I fall back to sleep

She whispers teasing remarks about my touchiness and I just hum back, no shame in my game right now. I'm still in this sleepy haze and I want is her warmth, touch and presence near.

She knows there's not much she can do to help. There's not some many pill to take to make it all better, you often have to endure.

Because of this, I'm inclined to push through and over work myself even if rest is supposedly important. It's hard for me to take breaks when I'm in the zone. I can even be a bit mean when I don't intend to. I'm just so locked in.

But eventually, I can't say no to her. The last thing I want is her to be upset with me. Let alone worry about me like I need to be taken care of. It's a bit embarrassing for me. So i reluctantly put the laptop down and try to rest.

Sleep is hard. It's hard to fall asleep cause my body doesn't really get it the memo at times. But she tells me to just relax, that she knows I'm tired, exhausted, she's not going anywhere. That gently voice in my ears feels like propofol, I'm asleep in just a few minutes when she runs my fingers through my hair.

Everything somehow feels so much better when I'm in her arms. The smell of her shampoo is beautiful. My hand on the dip of the side of her waist. Our legs entangled. And I can't help but whisper "thank yous" and "I love yous"