THE SILLIESSS

HES Trio Headcanons (the third)

That's right guys, another one (my brain is rotted). These three live in my head rent free

some the Shane ones are sad again, sorry

Elliott

-had a pet hermit crab as a kid, he's always been a friend of the crabs!

- prefers fancy, decorative candles to scented ones. The prettier the better!

- trying his best to make his room look like Howls from Howls Moving Castle. That clutter of beautiful trinkets is exactly what he wants for a setup

- loves wearing his hair in braids, but is terrible at doing braids on himself. He usually asks Leah

- Willy is like a father to him. His bio father was not a kind man, and Willy is everything he wished his father could be and more

- Willy taught him how to fish too, and he's actually pretty good at it!

- very into a "method acting" style of writing, as in he'll live like a character he's trying to write for a while until he feels like he can realistically interpret them in his writing

- faked a British accent for about a month in middle school because he thought it sounded very sophisticated and artsy

Harvey

- won't tell anyone, but he enjoys little Saturday morning cartoons now and then. It reminds him of the moments of joy he felt when he was little and he cherishes that

- tried to shave off his mustache once and seeing how he looked without it scared him so bad he vowed not to do it again. It looks so bad 😭💔

- wears that Ebenezer scrooge lookin nightgown and cap unironically, swears that it helps him sleep better

- lactose intolerant and has a gluten allergy. He doesn't like cheese and baked goods because of it, they make him really sick

- that being said, if u made/bought him gluten free stuff he would act like he owes his life to you

- once he was at the library at the same time Penny was tutoring the kids. It was during free reading time and Vincent told him he looked like a character in the book he was reading. It was Geronimo Stilton. Harvey has still not recovered from that

- really wanted siblings as a little kid but never had them, so he created an imaginary friend for himself and pretended to go on aviation missions with them

- has a lil gap between his front teeth, he gets a bit shy about it, but it's cute when he smiles and you can see it

Shane

- I changed my height headcanon, bro is 5'3 now

- his ENTIRE family is very short, his mom and Marnie are 5'0. Jas' parents were tall though so once she's older she's absolutely towering over Marnie and Shane

- had very long hair before taking in Jas. For many reasons, especially maintenance, he's kept it short since adopting her

- Him stealing food from Joja is part of a habit built from necessity before moving back in with Marnie. He got to the point financially that he was often stealing food for him and Jas because it was the choice between groceries and paying rent a lot of the time.

- even then, he still ate very little. Stealing was risky and he wanted to make sure Jas had what she needed first, so he always had her eat first and would eat whatever she didn't, like crusts or veggies she didn't like. The night he moved back in with Marnie was the first time he had an actual meal in about a year

- he's not a vegetarian, but he refuses to eat chicken specifically. Everytime he tries, he just can't bring himself to do it. He loves chickens too much

- After he starts recovery, he tries to be better friends with Penny given that she's Jas' teacher. She isn't very interested in being close with him, but he still tries to be friendly

- has an arsenal of dad jokes at the ready at any given moment, you are not prepared for how corny this man gets

- forever salty that LEWIS of all people is beating him on the junimo kart leaderboards

- He and Sam have a workplace besties kinda relationship. They still stay pretty good friends after Joja closes, Shane goes to all of his bands shows to show support

- the only festivals he really cares about are the egg festival, luau and Stardew valley fair. The rest he'll go to because it makes Jas and Marnie happy, but those three he has a passion for

I made the ultimate tierlist for the characters spice tolerance (minus leon and birdie)

OML, I LOVE THIS 🤭

It must be very stressful to be married to the farmer! I feel terrible anytime I die in the mines because then my husband will have to attempt to save my life while seeing me in the poor condition that I'm in. :(

Honestly, being married to the farmer must be awful. Like, they're out at all hours, never home, they talk to you once and give you a gift then they're off.

Frequently they end up needing emergency surgery from Harvey, and they nearly die??

The stress of being married to the farmer can't be healthy lol. But at least you're wealthy, and you get to live on a peaceful farm. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I'm married to Harvey on my current save and sometimes I imagine the arguments my farmer gets into with his poor husband who has to stitch him up multiple times a month

"Valorant you can't keep doing this to me."

"Harvey, it wasn't on purpose, those stupid serpents-"

"I don't wanna hear it! Do you know how hard it is to stitch up the man I love all the time? What about the kids? Think of the children!"

Lol

Idc what people say. I love Marnie 👏👏

I'm just waiting for the day she leaves Lewis for Marlon 🥰

Marnie.... Ily Marnie....

goobers <33

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some fun-having Harvey faces from this past month ❤️ something something patreon link

I don’t think i posted this… but here’s the lomls! Stardew brainrot real

Harvey after he tells you to come over anytime for a confidential check up

YES YES YES PLSSS CONCERNEDAPE 🙏🙏

We can put hats on horses, pets, sea urchins, children, scarecrows...

perhaps one day we can put hats on spouses?

Frog hat for Sebastian..

Tricorn for Elliott..

hmmmm