New Stardew Valley AU! You Bring Shane To Chick Fil A And He Starts Sobbing On The Floor

I drew harvey coz he's my husband and I love him

I LOVE THESE HEAD CANNONS SO MUCH❗️❗️

My head cannons

Elliot is a mermaid

Caroline grows weed in her green house

Sebastian and Sam have had a crush on each other for YEARS

Abigail knows this she keeps making plans the three of them then cancelling in the hopes they confess to each other.

Shane is actually good friends with krobus

The magical creatures show themselves to Haley when she's taking photos in nature. She will never tell Emily worried she'd be upset despite their efforts the creatures never show themselves to them.

Marlon, Willie and the wizard meet up and talk shit about Lewis. They also encourage Marlon to make a move with Marnie (he never does)

Morris and Pierre grew up best friends. Morris had a crush on Caroline and told Pierre next day Pierre had asked her out. Neither has moved on they are rivals in everything.

Alex has zero alcohol tolerance but he doesn't drink anyway so no one knows

Penny planned to run away and work for the night market when she was younger. She writes short stories online about her dream life sailing the seas and traveling the world meeting people.

Robin is working up the courage to divorce dimetrus. She already has the divorce papers from Lewis now she's just waiting.

Clint doesn't have romantic feelings for Emily it's platonic love but because he's so isolated and they are the only person who makes time for him he mistakes this for romantic feelings.

Penny is related to robin on her father's side.

Shane is actually jazs biological father. He donated to help his friends have a baby. He isn't sure when the best time to tell Jaz is.

Leah is an amazing singer. That's how her and Elliot became friends he heard her sing assumed she was a mermaid too. She is either completely oblivious or pretending not to know what Elliot really is.

Gunther is a world renowned EDM DJ in zuzu city. Gunther isn't even his real name he just likes his privacy and no one knowing him.

Jodie consumes the most weed out of all the villagers. That's what happens in Caroline's greenhouse.

Linus is gathering evidence to take down Lewis. The government has been on to Lewis for years but Linus will be the one to expose the truth.

Krobus is wanted is 38 states for identity theft, tax evasion and three cases of possession of dangerous weapons.

Vincent eats bugs

Jaz dared him

Marnie is in a burlesque dancing club with sandy

Hi my name is George Stardew Valley Mullner and I have no hair (that’s how I got myname) with no purple streaks and no red tips that reaches my mid-back and george colored eyes like frozen tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called pelcan town in stardew valley where I’m in the seventh year (I’m [removed]). I’m a george (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly algae and mold. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a mold with matching spores around it and a wheelchair, pink fishnets and george shoes. I was wearing George skin color lipstick, george foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside pelican town. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them

A softer moment for my favorite crusty neighbor (and an excuse to draw jellies!)

i need to feel something so i'm gonna start a new stardew savefile

Wydm its just a farming game and I'm not supposed to make angst of my farmer?

i think that we, as a society, should prioritize writing male leads in every piece of media as pathetic yearners

I blame @moonferry for this