I’m Not Like Other Girls. I’m George.

Yes, Penny. Let the children do what they desire with the stones. They need to learn to pelt someone with stones eventually.

Hey, how are you and Penny doing? Have you seen her? :)

She refuses to teach the youth how to pelt people with rocks :( not very sigma Penelope!

A softer moment for my favorite crusty neighbor (and an excuse to draw jellies!)

Accurate

the feminine urge to move to stardew valley and marry harvey

am i really making fanart of a doctor if i don't make an apple joke. it just so happens that that one apple made him sick, and now he's questioning everything

apples and doctors are some kind of folk tale or something in this universe guys. some ppl actually believe it, like how parents tell their kids santa puts them on the nice or naughty list depending on how they act. i think that's funny

or maybe it's just not that serious and i should stop trying to make this work in the canon lmaooo

At least you admit Harvey is better than you 😙

Harvey has a better mustache than you 😒

Hey I thought my mustache was on fleek

won't lie though Harvey's mustache is lit, no better person to lose to

Little commission I did! Marlon being a father figure to the Farmer!!!

commissions are open! dm me or check my ko-fi for pricing!

the below confession was submitted off anon:

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"Harvey's a dom" "Harvey's a sub" Harvey's whatever you need him to be. he'll do absolutely anything to please you, cause that's what he is. passionate. devoted. he'll tie you up to the bed if that's what you ask of him. he'll gladly let you tie him up to the bed if that's what'll make you happy. he's like a barbie doll which you can use however you please. he just wants to be loved. he just wants someone to worship. an atheist who would pray every single day if that's what it took for him to have you.

(or at least that's what I think who even cares lmao I'm just silly)

also you can hc whatever you want as long as you're not aggressive towards how other people read and write a bunch of pixels with about a hundred or less dialogue lines that gives us very close to nothing about his personality it's not that deep I promise

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goobers <33

I made the ultimate tierlist for the characters spice tolerance (minus leon and birdie)

Just discovered a colony of mice in our walls that Emily has been secretly feeding for two weeks. How's your weekend going?