I Watched A 2.5 Hour Video Essay On Sam The Other Day And This Is The Result.

CONGRATS❗️❗️ ☺️

I adore Willy, and everyone else should too 🙂‍↕️

AHHH! CONGRATS ON 100!!!

-kent mod <3

Thank ye!

One hundred skippers..

It makes me heart swell to see everyone stoppin' by to see me!

[mod] seriously though, thank you all so much for 100!! im so glad you all love willy as much as i do <3

it's super fun to answer your questions and act like this silly guy.

and thank you, kent mod! ^^

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OML, I LOVE THIS 🤭

Hello may I offer you Harvey stardew valley in a pretty little summer dress?

Hi my name is George Stardew Valley Mullner and I have no hair (that’s how I got myname) with no purple streaks and no red tips that reaches my mid-back and george colored eyes like frozen tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called pelcan town in stardew valley where I’m in the seventh year (I’m [removed]). I’m a george (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly algae and mold. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a mold with matching spores around it and a wheelchair, pink fishnets and george shoes. I was wearing George skin color lipstick, george foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside pelican town. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them

YES YES YES PLSSS CONCERNEDAPE 🙏🙏

We can put hats on horses, pets, sea urchins, children, scarecrows...

perhaps one day we can put hats on spouses?

Frog hat for Sebastian..

Tricorn for Elliott..

hmmmm

I made the ultimate tierlist for the characters spice tolerance (minus leon and birdie)

[ID: a digital drawing depicting harvey from stardew valley merrily starting to say, remember to dress warm during winter so you-. he cuts himself off as he sees the PC and screams, why?! on the right is the PC, dressed in a fedora, sleeveless vest, jeans and boots holding a fishing rod. above them it says, me, who just discovered how to make clothes and bows to no god. next to the vest it says tits out and guns out. End ID]

I know it would be an absolutely unmanageable mechanic but it cracks me up to imagine how the characters would react if they could actually perceive the PC.

Me and a friend were just joking around about this

*playing Stardew Valley*

Harvey: Do you want to see my collection of model airplanes?

Me(Already taking my clothes off): Yes. Yes I do.

I mean, you don't need to use the real glasses.(Give him the fake glasses.👓)

Ha! Yeah, these won't last long. I do so much physical activity they'll be broken within a week! I'm not really the glasses type of guy, anyways...

Might as well try them on, I guess.

How do I look?

Dorky as hell, I bet.