“well Actually In Canon-“

"House MD is unrealistic" you're right here's my script for a realistic medical show

Patient: I threw up 4 gallons of blood

House: sounds like you need to lose weight

I think something that is so intrinsic to the queer experience is staying up all night, reading or watching a gay love story on your phone, holding back sobs. Knowing that you could have this one day, that you could be this happy one day. But for now, you have the same four scraps of hope. And while they can be badly written, or unrealistic, and sometimes not even meant for queer eyes; they are yours. And for the night you can hold this hope in your hands and pretend that you are entitled to your own love story, outside of the screen. And you don’t have to be so afraid until the morning comes.

may september bring gay & crunch of leaf

can I interest anyone in the Owl Wall?

I recently decided to put my owls on a wall in my office so I can just pet them when I walk by. It's like a stim wall essentially. I can easily take them off their hooks too.

(This one corner of my office is dedicated to my plush collection. The rest of it isn't cluttered, I swear)

never have i ever been pissed at a tree before

you are going to work on your fic today. you are going to write words and put those guys in scenarios and you are going to like it.

THE ENDING? HELLO?!