Supergiant's Odysseus has grown on me but there was a missed opportunity.
edit: There's more now
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Hera, goddess and protector of women:
Ares, getting his promised slaughter:
Hermes, watching his favourite baby kill people:
Superman: where’s Batman? The meeting was supposed to start 20 minutes ago.
Wonderwoman: could he be in danger?
Green Arrow: someone maybe should call him BEFORE we go into defcon 1
Superman: [calls the bat-line]
Oracle: [answers] this is O. How can I help?
Superman: Hi Oracle. Batman was supposed to be at the tower 20 minutes ago. Do you know where he is?
Oracle: let me check… yeah, he’s at the cave, I can connect you to the security cameras?
Superman: Please.
Oracle: ok.
-The batcave shows up on screen, Bruce and some of the kids present-
Batman: [Mid sentence] -OUTRAGEOUS STUNT!!
Damian: [scowling, arms crossed] -tt-
Batman: Do NOT scoff at me, young man!
Jason: [snorts]
Batman: Are you Laughing?! This is reckless even by YOUR standards Jason!
Jason: yeah… but you said-
Batman: [menacing] What?!
Jason: [looks at Dick and mimes “young man”]
Batman: Don’t look at-
Dick: [loudly and jovially] THERE’S NO NEED TO FEEL DOWN
Batman: Wh-
Steph: I said YOUNG MAN [spins to point at Tim]
Tim: [Fingerguns at Steph] Pick yourself off the ground!
Batman: [floundering] En-
Dick: I said YOUNG MAN
Jason: ‘Cause you’re in a new town!
Duke: [from the locker rooms] There’s no need to be unhappy!
Batman: [to Duke] You’re not even in trouble!
Steph and Tim: YOUNG MAN there’s a place you can go!
Dick: [throws an arm around Jason’s shoulders] I said YOUNG MAN! When you’re short on your dough!
Jason: You can STAY THERE!
Batman: That’s EN-
Dick and Jason: [turn to Damian, grinning expectantly] and I’m sure you will find-!!
Damian: [glaring and without enthusiasm] …many ways to have a good time.
Batman: Don’t-
All the batkids: [chorusing] It’s fun to stay at the B-A-T CAVE
Batman: [finally loses it] WHY???!!
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Superman: …
Green Arrow: …well someone has to say it.
The Flash: That he should get an award for parenting that lot?
Green Arrow: that clearly inherited behaviour has nothing to do with genetics. I grew up with Bruce Wayne; he deserves every second of this
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what-
hey!! i came here for my FIRST EVER request!!
because after watching the new bedroom ranking video i keep thinking about his girlfriend submitting her own video of his room 😭😭 like showing his cats and saying “yeah these are my cats” 😭😭 maybe he’s sitting there with headphones on, unaware, and she says ignore my boyfriend over there✍🏼✍🏼
idk! i hope this is not boring as hell the thought just didn’t leave my head😭😭😭
I see it like he gets a photo of your shared bedroom and the cats are sitting on the bed with each other snuggled up. And he tries to play it off like it’s nothing.
“Damn this person seems to have the same bedroom set up as me” knowing full well you were the one who submitted it.
Going to the next slide it’s a photo of his desk, but it’s empty. Jambo sitting on top of his pc.
“I didn’t submit my own room what the hell is this”. He’d say, trying to play up this part
That’s when you would come into the room he was streaming in, standing behind him stiffly as you took another photo. Sending it to him. He’d open it on stream and just slowly turn around and once you both made eye contact you both would scream at each other and then instantly stop.
He’d make sure that those submissions were the last ones of the night because he would abruptly end stream like he was cut off. Which made a great clip for YouTube and TikTok
Dick Grayson: Everything the night touches….but what about that sunny place?
Bruce Wayne: Metropolis is beyond our borders. You must never go there, Dick.
“Excuse me?” Jason said back, a bit disbelieving.
“What? It’s simple.” The boy said back, crossing his arms with a huff. He looked at the taller man and pointed to the crossbow.
“Just shoot it already.”
“Excuse you, no one tells me what to kill. Or when. Not some child, not some pice of jewellery, no one.” Jason said back, thrusting the arm with a crossbow out as he spoke. Unfortunately, the wepon fired shooting one of the men in the head. The child hummed.
“No one. Wow, that lasted about five seconds. You gonna finish the job, misfire?”
He sassed back, crossing his arms and looking up at Jason. Jason glared at the child.
“Don’t call me that- and I guess I have to now huh? Brat.” Jason took care of the other three guys, before glaring down at the child still looking at him.
“So how do I fix this?” He asked, gesturing to the face that he looked like a divine being.
“Just said you’ve dealt with it.”
“What?”
“Idiot. Tell the pendent you’ve delt with it.”
“That’s stupid.”
“You’re stupid.”
“Brat-“
“Just deal with it!”
“….fine.”
Jason did do as the child said, even if he felt more then a little stupid. When he did it flashed again and the pendent settled against his chest. He tore it off, much to the child’s amusement.
“You can’t do that.”
Jason glared at the child.
“Yeah? Watch me.” He said, reeling back and throwing the pendent far away as he could. He heard the pendent clutter and a smashing noise as it fell down the drain. The child laughed at him, putting his hand on his mouth.
“Oh- oh your a riot.” He grinned.
“What are you laughing at? I threw the stupid thing away.”
“Oh, yeah. Check yourself.”
Jason stared at the child with a glare, looking down and seeing the pendent again. He nearly jumped out of his skin.
“The fuck?-“
“It’s chosen you. The last person with it left it to you, you can’t get rid of it. Least not for a couple of years.”
Jason cursed, looking at it. This was bullshit, he didn’t ask for this! Wait-
“But my da- nevermind.” Bruce had given it to him. Did Bruce know what it was? He had to have. But- then he’d have to talk about Bruce. And he didn’t want to acknowledge him. Or his death. And that slip up… Bruce. Not dad.
He refused to acknowledge the small child as he walked home, ending patrol early. The child followed him, seemingly unbothered. He just kept talking about nothing at all, Jason getting more and more ticked off.
“Can you just fuck off, kid?”
The child smiled up at him, enjoying himself.
“Nope!”
“Why?”
“Attached to the pendent. Your stuck with me, misfire.”
part one
thinking of other trauma related reasons, if you have anymore questions feel free to ask.
is there a lore reason that Octavian has white hair in ur survived AU or is it just cuz it looks cool?
stress after like, weeks being paralysed in the grass basically in excruciating pain. And then it didn’t get better after he found out he had to take care of a child, and then realised said child was a Child of Kronos and his father wanted him for a sacrifice to get a physical body, and Octavian has to like, not let the child do that.
Arcane Bruce and Jason angst:
ok, this is my first attempt of an iteration so, please, give me feedback.
Odysseus: Jayce
Penelope: Viktor
Telemachus: ???
Anticlea: Ximena
Argos: ???
Athena: Mel?
(Not sure about that one, feedback needed. If so then I could go god games like, mages. I could do LeBlanc as Zeus and if there’s other confirmed mages make them gods, if not then ask for peoples OC’s that fit the role.)
Zeus: LeBlanc (see above)
Astyanax: ???
(Also, any ideas for me to fill in the names for -the horse and the infant- will be taken.)
That’s all I have so far, please let me know about any ideas or any characters, I’m -suffering- trying to do this myself.
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