Me When I Decide “hey Let’s Learn Latin” Because Fanfics For My Special Interest Have A Lot Of

"i told you we dont have time for this!" "you gave it a texas hell yeah!!" was peak married behavior actually

picture this:

you, your husband, your bestie, and your bestie’s husband decide to make a band together and y’all are so popular!! Y’all go to Eurovision and rock it!!! Your song are so popular, even though you’re a European band there are people in America who love your music! Then, in the middle of your career, you and your husband get a divorce, soon after, your bestie and her husband get a divorce! Surely the band will split? But y’all and just so popular you make the decision to stay together, but what will your next so be about? You and bestie are still so devastated by the divorces, and you don’t exactly love your ex-husband’s new gf, so you do what any sane person does, write the next song about how hard your divorce is and how you hope the new girl is half as good as you were. And. Your. (Ex)Husbands. Are. Still. In. The. Band.

Could you imagine that?! You could?

Here’s the wild part, you’ve just imagined ABBA

Goodnight to nobody except whoever was the graphic designer for the Geronimo Stilton fonts, that shit is visually appealing

Y’all the summer camp I work at gives its counselors “camp names” based off of interests, skills, jokes, stuff like that. Campers call you by your camp name for the funny and don’t find out your real name for the end of the week cause it’s silly and the campers have a bunch of fun trying to guess your real name, and because this is my first year working here I had yet to receive a camp name until….my bestie gave me the camp name Octavius!!!!! I’m super excited for kids to call me Octavius all summer and to be able to explain the NATM lore to them!!!! /srs

No, you’re fish

I'm girl ?

I just want internet archive to kinda work and not buffer my video every five seconds please and thank you 😭😭😭😭

don’t know why the majority isn’t saying Ringo when we’ve seen the things he does with camera filters

a transmasc who wears those turtleneck tank tops you see anime boys wearing so they appear more masculine

people saying the new Pokemon protagonists look like they could be the children of Prof Sycamore and XY protags mum is hilarious. Pokemon you have the chance to do the funniest thing ever

The meerkats at the beginning of Lion King 1.5