Iheysupnmu - Whatever Turns Me On

Men like this make me wish I were a woman.

I love a body like this. Muscular and just the right amount of hair. He looks athletic, but his body looks functional and real. Paired up with that jawline and those big lips, and I’m a puddle of male pussy.

Jared was the president of my fraternity in college. He was loved by everybody. Girls all over the school liked him because he was gorgeous, athletic, and confident as fuck. Guys liked him because he attracted a gaggle of hot girls anywhere he went, plus he knew how to have a good time. Everyone was eager to please him.

He was totally aware of the effect he had on people and got away with anything he wanted. One time, we were hosting some day drinking games in the back yard of the house. We were on opposite teams, and he knocked the shit out of me. He came over to offer me a hand up. It was the first moment I appreciated how awe-inspiring he was: tall, naturally muscular, cocky enough to pull off short shorts and a mustache, able to play football with a beer in his hand. He slapped my ass after helping me up, and whispered in my ear, “Good boy.”

Chris David

2025

Please destroy me

Wow. The idea of a total stud like Sebastian Stan so thoroughly cucking a dweeby beta male like Thomas Middleditch is immensely arousing. I know the scene is goofy, but Middleditch just seems like such a wimp, and it’s hot to see his girl desperately giving it up to such a cocky hunk.

The sexscene from The Bronze leaked and i am equally aroused and amused right now.