♡ 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵 ♡

SOBBING WHEN IS IT MY TURN

i would love to see you talk about dave with a spit kink!!

IDK WHAT ERA TO DO...... but these two would go so well for it or maybe even late 80s tbh..

IMAGINE WHEN HE EATS U OUT?!?!? this man spreading your thighs apart, rubbing your clit in soft circles before he adds a finger or two inside while you clench around them. HE WOULD MAKE U SO OVERSTIMULATED n js go fast to see you break. when he does actually eat you out tho he's literally SPITTING on it and looking up at you with hungry eyes. straight up devouring you and smirking into your folds whole he groans. he would get you to squirt so easily from it omllll and he wouldn't stop.

i can js imagine when it's your turn to give him a little something in return and you're on your knees in front of him. he'd be rutting against your cheek while he can barely look at your face without cumming. he'd stop for a minute to bend down to your face and grip onto your chin before he spits on you. he'd wipe the saliva off of your cheek before sticking his wet thumb in your mouth saying "swallow it, slut" before smirking to himself and calling you a good girl when you do <3333

AND WHEN YALL FUCCCKKKKK?!?!?!?!? he'd be fucking you in missionary or from the back and just make such a slut out of you. if its missionary he'll give slow and deep thrusts, spitting into your mouth whenever it's open then closing it off with his tongue, kissing you passionately.

BUT IF ITS FROM THE BACK....... he's going ad fast as his body will let him, the bed almost louder than the both of you combined. he'd he making a makeshift ponytail, gripping your hair so hard he's ripping strands out. his hands on your hips as he grips onto you so tight his hand prints are there, marking you up and making you his slut. he'd tell you to open your mouth so he can spit in it. if you EVER smile back and bite your lip from it, he'll just pound you harder until you're screaming for him and the neighbors <33

this has been rotting my brain...

so imagine sucking James dick and while you're down there, he can tell how needy you're getting so he sticks out his boot and you end up riding his boot while sucking his dick

this is just so 🤭🤭

YES YES YES OMGHSHFJSGDJAHD

you’d be getting him off and his moans would drive you insane. seeing the way he just throws his head back, praising you, calling you sweet names as he tugs on your hair while you suck him off, it makes you even wetter.

when he delivers a particularly hard thrust into your mouth, you couldn’t hold back anymore. you started clenching your thighs, looking for any sort of relief but it was fruitless, making you whine over james’ cock. he finds humor in your neediness but after a while it’s just pitiful, the way you start grabbing on to him to find any sort of friction like a dog in heat.

he shifts his leg a little until his boot was right underneath your heat. you look up at him confusedly, your mouth still stuffed with his cock and the sight makes him twitch.

“jesus christ” he hisses before letting out a breathy moan. when he sees that you still don’t get the hint, he taps his foot. “there you go, pretty girl. you’ve earned it” he smiles reassuringly.

the second you understand what he means, you pounce at the chance to ride his boot while you keep sucking him off. the friction that his boot keeps making against your clit was causing you to whimper and whine around him as you try to reach your climax.

james needed to cum so bad. he could die right then and there a happy man just from seeing the way your mouth could barely take him all and the way you keep pathetically rutting against him.

you start crying, frustrated from the overstimulation on your clit, yet you can’t cum. james brings his thumb down to wipe your tears lovingly, but then he has a tight grip on your hair, using it as leverage as he mercilessly thrusts into your mouth like you’re nothing but a hole to him.

you feel his balls slapping against your chin, constantly gagging around him as you pitiably bounce on his boot. he tries to help you finish by tapping his boot against the ground, meeting your cunt halfway with your grinds.

“oh fuck, gonna cum in this pretty mouth, shit.”

with one last thrust into your mouth, he holds your head still, not even thinking about the possibility of you not being able to breath or choking around him. he cums deep into your throat as you practically suck him dry, your throat constantly restricting around him. he feels his dick in your throat as he strokes your neck, making you swallow every drop of cum in his system.

after what feels like forever, he finally pulls out of your mouth, making you gasp for air and cough. he doesn’t bother wiping your tears form your cheeks or cleaning up the cum and spit smeared around your mouth and chin.

“there you go, sweet girl, you got it” he pats the side of your cheek, telling you sweet words of encouragement to help you finish.

“i need to cum, james, please” you whine, tears streaming down your face.

“come on baby, you could do it.”

you grip onto his legs for leverage, helping you ride him faster. you pant as you feel your orgasm hit you suddenly. you bite down on his thigh, trying to be careful not to hurt him. you lay limp, resting your head against his thigh as you hug his leg, your chest heaving as you come down from your high. james strokes your hair lovingly, murmuring sweet praises.

“you did so good for me. atta girl” he smiles sweetly at you

oh my fucking god i will SCREAM I NEED THIS I NEED HIM

it’s only the second day and i’m soooo ready to fling myself off of the school roof

omw to the first day of school, please pray that i get hit by a bus 🙏🙏🫶

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK???????????

WHAT THE ACTUAL LIVING SHIT

duff baby you got a little bit of sweat there lemme just 👅

i love you guys

@ridethehammett @rocketqueen3

are you and venus happy in your marriage because you FALL ASLEEP ON HER ALL THE TIME. 🗣️ -not venus

i’m kidding my narcoleptic princess i love you 🫶🏾

WE ARE SO VERY HAPPY IN OUR MARRIAGE ITS THE LITERAL BEST

although i wish i could actually fall asleep ON her but anyways

I LOVE YOU SWEETHEART ❤️

Okay okay I know I would kill for James and the urge to be his girlfriend is killing me but imagine being his girl bsf.

Like from kindergarten you and him where friends and now you two are inseparable. Just for him to be so comfortable around you makes me feel a type of wayyy. And you two tell each other like EVERYTHING.

Because your parents are always out of town, James would always come around to your house and stay for days on days.

(Like when you two are like 15 or something) You somehow manage to get alcohol and cigarettes. So you two would just get drunk to a degree and mess around in your back yard.

Like having that kinda friendship with James to the point where you are like brother and sister is so fucking cute like OH MH GOD SOMEONE HELP ME. 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️

Someone send help this boy is too cute

NO CUZ IVE HAD THE SAME THOUGHT

like as much as i literally wanna marry this beautiful specimen of a man, just imagine being his best friend in the whole world.

you would’ve been there for all his shit and he would be there for all of yours. i feel like james use to be the type of person who didn’t know how to comfort someone that much, like he’d be more awkward ‘how do i stop her from being sad’ he would mean well but he just wouldn’t know what to do

but with you? god you’ve been friends for lord knows how long, he knows that he doesn’t even have to say anything. he knows that you just being in his embrace, hugging you for as long as you need it and him murmuring sweet words to you is enough. he knows that you’ll be ready to talk about it on your own pace. he knows not to try and give you advice. he understands that you just need someone to understand and hear you

during classes, you two wouldn’t even focus. you would just keep talking and talking, shit talking everyone you can, drawing the weirdest shit you can think of in each other’s notebooks or playing games like tic tac toe.

most of the time, one of you, if not the both of you, were asleep. you grab his wrist slowly to be sure not to wake him up and draw on his hand or write meaningless notes or insults on him. or when you’re the one who is asleep, he’d mindlessly play with the ends of your hair. i feel like he would also take notes for you if you fell asleep during smth important. you couldn’t even count the amount of times you both were late to class because both slept throughout the session, james’ back slouched against his chair while you rest your head on his arm.

he would alwayssss make sure to walk you to your class first, not caring how late he would be to his own.

sometimes, when you both were sooo done with school, you’d ditch. you would leave early and go back to your house. you would eat whatever snack you found while he shows you something new he learned on the guitar, or you’d both be in the back yard, listening to whatever was on the radio while you pass a joint back and forth, talking about whatever came to mind since there were no secrets between the two of you

james would teach you how to drive since your parents didn’t have the time. he’d make silly remarks, pretending to clutch onto the seatbelt harder than necessary as he prays to god to forgive him for everything he’s done while you tell him to shut up and not be overdramatic.

during prom, you were sort of down that no one had asked you, although you weren’t surprised since you didn’t really interact with anyone from your grade other than james.

to make you feel better, he would buy you flowers and ask you instead. he’d do the whole matching his tie with your dress and even pick you up from the front door like a gentlemen.

when you guys were in middle school, you started using this camera that you found somewhere in your house. you would take pictures of the weirdest things or take pictures of james during the most unusual timings. he could be opening a can of beer, or picking out a record, or even tuning his guitar and every three seconds, he’d feel you take a picture of him.

it annoyed him a lot at first, which only made you take more pictures of him, but after a while he got used to it. in fact, he enjoyed it and would sometimes use the camera to take pictures of you or the both of you together.

james sees you as his little sister, so he hates it whenever you’d wear something a little showy. whenever you’d go to a gig with him or a club or just anywhere, he always makes sure to stay close to you, chasing off any guy that even thinks about making a move on you. you get annoyed at him most of the time but other times, you were thankful. although you did find it irritating whenever he’d pull your shirt up or your skirt down or even giving you his jacket, telling you to cover up.

this picture of james is so childhood-best-friend trope i cant explain it, but he would totally smile this way with you only or when you tell him to smile big for the camera, he’d give you this goofy grin 😭😭

I NEED TO KNOW IF ITS RECEIVING OR GIVING OR BOTH THIS IS DRIVING ME CRAZY

i started doing backflips

HAPPY DAVE MUSTAINE DAY!!!

he’s so baby i’m in love with him

but then he burps like he drank nothing but 7 up all day and it makes you wonder ‘is this the senior citizen i’m obsessed with?’

jamie in this outfit..

his bangs are so stinkin cute i’m sobbing