I asked my parents if I could get a Brown Betty (aka a mini teapot).
My parents were alarmed by this because I don’t tend to enjoy warm beverages (coffee, tea, hot chocolate, etc.)
I said I wanted one for myself because I can put anything I want in it. And I would love for this to happen:
Brenda(? or someone): oh tea, how sophisticated.
Me: no it’s redbull
Brenda: w-what?
Me: Brenda, I was up till 3am let me drink my redbull
since the old version of this post was flagged for 'adult content'...
I know y’all probably won’t care but something pretty funny happened in my Math class.
I asked a question pertaining to something in the lesson (it had something to do with square roots and negitive signs).
It went as follows
Teacher: okay so if you wrote it like that you get something we call an imaginary number
Me (directly afterwards): so I was confused when we started adding the alphabet to Math now we are adding IMAGINARY NUMBERS?!!?
Teacher: well, you don’t do them in [insert grade] yet
Another student: so your telling me that we are gonna use nonexistent numbers?
Teacher: not nonexistent but imaginary
Same student: THAT’S THE SAME THING!
I’m somehow god and an atheist
‘Cause like I’m great but I also don’t believe in myself
can y’all just… like or reblog if y’all are polyam-safe blogs
This is just to dope to not reblog
Black women are just on another level
Also it is really great for people with dyslexia, like myself. If anyone wants to read more:
Unpopular opinion, but comic sans is a good font. It's incredibly readable and accessible because of it, and it's silly and fun and we should stop dissing it.
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This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?
Milk is in the flask, what kind? Depends on the severity of its crimes.
Can someone check on my brain please? It’s been sitting in the corner grumbling about cluedo for half an hour now and I’m not sure what’s in the flask it’s holding