I Asked My Parents If I Could Get A Brown Betty (aka A Mini Teapot).

I asked my parents if I could get a Brown Betty (aka a mini teapot).

My parents were alarmed by this because I don’t tend to enjoy warm beverages (coffee, tea, hot chocolate, etc.)

I said I wanted one for myself because I can put anything I want in it. And I would love for this to happen:

Brenda(? or someone): oh tea, how sophisticated.

Me: no it’s redbull

Brenda: w-what?

Me: Brenda, I was up till 3am let me drink my redbull

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I know y’all probably won’t care but something pretty funny happened in my Math class.

I asked a question pertaining to something in the lesson (it had something to do with square roots and negitive signs).

It went as follows

Teacher: okay so if you wrote it like that you get something we call an imaginary number

Me (directly afterwards): so I was confused when we started adding the alphabet to Math now we are adding IMAGINARY NUMBERS?!!?

Teacher: well, you don’t do them in [insert grade] yet

Another student: so your telling me that we are gonna use nonexistent numbers?

Teacher: not nonexistent but imaginary

Same student: THAT’S THE SAME THING!


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This is just to dope to not reblog

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Also it is really great for people with dyslexia, like myself. If anyone wants to read more:

Designing for accessibility: The best defense for Comic Sans
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ArcStone designer, Michael, talks through why Comic Sans has such a bad reputation but goes on to explain how this typeface is actually a st

Unpopular opinion, but comic sans is a good font. It's incredibly readable and accessible because of it, and it's silly and fun and we should stop dissing it.

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Candy canes are human fish hooks


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