Chuuya Is The Only Man Alive Who Could Go Toe-to-toe With A God, Crack The Earth In Half, And Still Lose

Chuuya is the only man alive who could go toe-to-toe with a god, crack the earth in half, and still lose a verbal fight with Dazai.

Every time he breathes, Dazai’s ghost voice whispers ‘you’re 5’3” and your blood pressure is rising.’

The man can’t win.

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5 months ago
“and The Universe Said…”
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6 months ago
He Needs Enrichment

he needs enrichment

3 months ago

Officially wrote out the school information. Will probably keep everything for this under the tag "Twining Fates" for the sake of organization.

If I'm not gonna work on my assignments I might as well commit to working on the creative thing. Tumblr I'm relying on you to hold me to keep working until I have a full fic and not give up halfway through.

Basic concept: Fake TWST event ft. new made-up school cause I wanna do SOMETHING with it.

Event plot line goes as follows: Despite the first Promising Young Mage Social ending in disaster, the schools agree to attempt holding it one more time. This time, the hosting school will be Twining Fates Academy, due to the school having a reputation for its extremely safe, controlled campus. Crowley ends up raffling another 10 students, but that number goes up to 14 due to the inclusion of Ramshackle dorm + Twining Fates specifically noting that groups of visitors should come in even numbers.

Note that this would take place in what I am referring to as my "Double-Yuu" AU... hence why the inclusion of Ramshackle brings the count to 14.

Explaining more later


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4 months ago

We always talk about how lovesick Verlaine is, but what about Rimbaud

Yeah Verlaine sulked in a basement for six years but Rimbaud gave up the last scraps of his identity, broke his own self-imposed rule of not having friends/lovers, wrote in his journal like a lovesick teenager about how he would "walk through any hell for his partner", insisted he would bring Verlaine back to France, put Mori's hold on the mafia at risk and attempted to kill two children to find Verlaine, used the last moments of his life to console the child Verlaine had cared so much for and then became a singularity to maybe see Verlaine again.

Bro was whipped

4 months ago

My wife and I have a little game we play called "Speaking From Ignorance."

To play Speaking From Ignorance, all you need is a phone with a voice recorder, and another person who knows considerably more or considerably less about a topic than you do. The topic can be anything: from "how to bake a quiche" to "what happens in the Peter Jackson Hobbit movies" to "who is Florence Pugh" to "how does the traveling salesman problem work." All that matters is that one of you has a firm grasp on the material, and one of you absolutely the fuck does not.

Then the person who knows about the topic turns on the recorder, and says to the person who knows barely anything: "Hey - tell me everything you think you know about [X]."

The speaker is then not allowed to ask any questions. Nor is the expert allowed to volunteer any information. The expert is allowed to pipe up with a faintly incredulous "Oh--really? Do you--do you think so?" from time to time, but for the most part, the expert's job is just to sit there and make encouraging sounds while the speaker digs their own grave.

This is never not funny.

The reason you record it is because, very often, the first thing the speaker wants to do after finishing the recording is find out how you actually make a quiche, or whatever. Then you both get to go back and listen to how wrong they were.

We have a small library now of Speaking From Ignorance recordings, and I'm going to be listening to them until I'm eighty.


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2 months ago

Contrary to how it may seem I do have designs for all the ocs I post about here it's just that I have no drawing skills to speak of and no patience to gain them so I use a particular app and I have various bad experiences with posting my use of this app

I may be peak cringe but actually seeing me at true peak cringe is reserved for friends. Do I really want to post this on Tumblr. Do I actually care


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3 months ago
I Keep Thinking Why 7,980 Yen? It’s Such A Specific Number? At Least To Me, And We Know That Twst Loves
I Keep Thinking Why 7,980 Yen? It’s Such A Specific Number? At Least To Me, And We Know That Twst Loves
I Keep Thinking Why 7,980 Yen? It’s Such A Specific Number? At Least To Me, And We Know That Twst Loves

I keep thinking why 7,980 yen? It’s such a specific number? At least to me, and we know that twst loves to hide cute facts and trivia in everything they do.

And then I noticed the “7” and wondered…what if that meant book 7 episode 98…

I Keep Thinking Why 7,980 Yen? It’s Such A Specific Number? At Least To Me, And We Know That Twst Loves
I Keep Thinking Why 7,980 Yen? It’s Such A Specific Number? At Least To Me, And We Know That Twst Loves

Oh… 😭😭💞💞

It’s when Malleus hatched, Lilia’s happiest moment. 🥹💚

What if?? I cry?

I Keep Thinking Why 7,980 Yen? It’s Such A Specific Number? At Least To Me, And We Know That Twst Loves
I Keep Thinking Why 7,980 Yen? It’s Such A Specific Number? At Least To Me, And We Know That Twst Loves

Edit: I forgot to mention, but every time Hikaru Midorikawa (Lilia’s Va) held Baby Malleus; he said he wanted to cry from the feelings he got 🥹🥹💞💞

Every time he held him, the soundtrack from that scene would play 😭😭💚💚 when’s hes happily holding Baby Malleus.


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3 months ago
ihavenofunnynameideas - Who's That Pokemon?

They drilled for this

5 months ago
Year Of The Snake Character Design 🐍✨
Year Of The Snake Character Design 🐍✨

Year of the snake character design 🐍✨

6 months ago
A drawing of someone standing next to a stick figure painting, thinking "I will do a hobby as stress relief"
The stick figure says, "You have to become good at the hobby or you are WORTHLESS"
The person starts vibrating with a dismayed expression and thinks, *STRESS*

how do you do, fellow Creatives™

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