Found This Jewel On My Dash Today

"Behind every gay person there is an evil, gayer person" is literally

Once again its 3am and this washing machine wizard haunts me

how do you do, fellow Creatives™

writing is hard but coming up with a cunty title and catchy summary will slay even god's strongest soldier

For the last time dude, my leitmotif sounds exactly like it always has. There is no symbolism for creeping corruption in there

In a last ditch attempt to save your people, you offer your life to an ancient god of war and blood. Unfortunately, your translation of the ancient text was a bit off. You're married now.

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

"what's it like being a writer" um every night I'm tormented by dreams of a fake world with dragons and wizards. so like, I might be crazy idk.

They drilled for this