WHEN (not If) We See Storm Bringer Animated, I’m Going To Be Completely Feral. No One Will Be Able

Do you think baby dragon malleus and baby gator Sebek would have been friends? Or do you think they both would have gotta beat up by baby lion Leona?

I think the baby Sebek and baby Malleus dynamic would be inverted from the current one: Sebek is such a confident baby that Malleus just. Follows him. Sebek says "epepepepepepeppe brrrrrrrrrrr pu" and Malleus thinks the equivalent of "so true bestie". Sebek would grow up to become HORRIFIED of this because "I DARED TO ORDER MALLEUS AROUND??" but Malleus would have very fond memories of this.

Baby Leona... I think as a child he would still a kind and radiant soul (he is still kind, but you get it), so he ends up being too shy to play with Sebek and Malleus because they are so little! He is a bigger kid he shouldn't be playing with them... but... he wants to...

In a last ditch attempt to save your people, you offer your life to an ancient god of war and blood. Unfortunately, your translation of the ancient text was a bit off. You're married now.

I need you to understand that when I say "comments are appreciated!" I mean that I will reply to every one of them. I mean that an email with an ao3 notification has a higher priority than a message from my mother. I mean that I will have entire discussions in the comment section if you're up for it. Message me on tumblr and I will have the same discussions on an even more unhinged level. I will dissect entire personalities and ships and fictional political structures and worldbuilding with you. I will become your new best friend. You already ARE my new best friend. At the last battle, I would raise Anduril and say "For my ao3 readers" while a single tears rolls down my cheek, and dive into the fray. I would upload from beyond the grave if someone asked about the next chapter

Contrary to how it may seem I do have designs for all the ocs I post about here it's just that I have no drawing skills to speak of and no patience to gain them so I use a particular app and I have various bad experiences with posting my use of this app

I may be peak cringe but actually seeing me at true peak cringe is reserved for friends. Do I really want to post this on Tumblr. Do I actually care

okay i started my class in japanese classic literature n shit and i fuck u not there was someone dressed like bungo stray dogs chuuya sitting damn near at the front of the class fuck ass hat and all real hair dyed red

but also gotta admit it takes balls to dress like the anime twink version of an author we’re discussing in class

Once again its 3am and this washing machine wizard haunts me

An incomplete list of things that one "T" has done during his time attending Night Raven College

Accidentally drew the attention of one Rook Hunt, who has decided that because he is mysterious and hard to keep track of, he’s the perfect target to hunt

Accidentally angered Riddle by breaking the same rule 12 times in 14 days. Apologized every time, claims he forgot

Befriended Jade Leech, much to the horror of Azul

Set Crowley’s office on fire. Claims innocence

Gotten into a contest with Lilia to see who can jumpscare the other first. Neither party has been successful

Got both himself and Lilia a lifetime ban from the NRC kitchens

Photobombed Cater by trying to say hi, resulting in blurry ass backgrounds (7 times)

Pickpocketed Ruggie and then just returned the stuff out of sheer boredom (11 times. Ruggie is out for blood)

Gone through and pickpocketed half the student body when he got bored enough and then ran a big table to return everyone’s stuff, because he can’t remember who he stole it from

Started a collection of shoelaces stolen from everyone who insults his friends in his presence

Broken onto the RSA campus for no particular reason, mostly just hangs out with Chenya while there (14 times)

Somehow convinced Yuu that he should be Ramshackle Dorm's Vice Prefect

Taught Grim to say fuck

I hate doing self analysis assignments because what if I'm lying to myself at all times