(greeting Someone U Would Die For)  Well Well Well… Look Who Crawled Out Of The Primordial FILTH

a page from my comic signals, which is available now :)

yoof magazine (1996), courtesy of the y2k aesthetic institute

best ship dynamic is when they go from "you fool" (derogatory) to "you fool" (desperate)

I should be apprenticing for an ancient craft with durable practical products under a gruff but fair master. instead, what, I'm on ziprecruiter having to see the words "border patrol agent"? I'll kill you

Character concept: A widely adored socialite who is so well-liked because she evidently just adores everyone right back. Not just social peers, those that outrank her and those beneath her, but everyone. She'll call every person she meets pet names, everyone is a "sweetheart" and "darling" to her, being just as interested in finding out what's troubling the heart of a random maid passing her in someone's mansion hallway as she is of the happiness and wellbeing of her own nieces.

The thing is, she's face blind as hell and also bad with names. So when she greets someone as "darling" and asks how they're doing like she's embracing a lifelong friend, there's like a 60% chance that she has no fucking clue who the hell this is and if she even knows this person at all.

glados would love making AI art. she would be like heres a picture i drew, for you. thats you falling in that fiery pit. your arm is on backwards . i did that on purpose, as a metaphor for how you're so backhanded. here, let's pull up another one. that's you dying from neurotoxin. oh, dear, your hand's been replaced with an image of anvil. i also did that on purpose. honestly, youv'e got to figure that one out yourself, you can't possibly expect me to explain all my symbolism.

garf loaf (requested by my dad)

Still thinking about painting that one pic of AB in Leyendecker style... if I only knew Leyendecker style...

personally if i were an artist and teenage girls happened to gravitate towards my art i would consider that the highest fucking honour imaginable