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Steve walks into an Avengers meeting room to see Peter and Clint talking:

Peter: I haven't paid taxes in 4 years and I'm fine

Steve: *leaves room in confusion and then comes back 30 seconds later to inquire more*

Peter: All I'm saying is if I were god I could do a better job

Steve: *leaves again*

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

is this anything

james buchanan barnes they can NEVERRRR make me hate you.

there's a really funny 3d printing controversy going on btw.

if you don't know, there's a very popular 3d printing model out there called "benchy". this is used for benchmarking your 3d printer because it's a difficult print and will help test it out.

this is so widely used that people make their own little versions of it, remixing the 3d model to make benchy look cooler and stuff. however, a new company owns the benchy license. they are sending copyright takedowns to all those who wrongfully uploaded the benchy model.

of course, this is pissing off the 3d printing community greatly. everyone loved benchy and have used it for years. so someone on reddit decided to make a new model that is designed as a 3d printing stress test. one that works a lot like benchy, and people are freely able to edit it as they please. you know what they called it?

boaty.

Loki: Elskan min, guess what!

Peter: What? I can tell something exciting happened! Did you get a new dagger to stab Thor with?

Loki: No, even better!

Peter: Even better than- okay I give up. Tell me!

Loki: Scientists has named a dinosaur after me!

Peter: No way!

Loki: Yes way! Check out for yourself! Look, they even call me an Iconic Norse God, I’m an icon!

livescience.com

Newfound dinosaur with giant, horned headpiece named after iconic Norse god

A newly identified dinosaur with large, ornate horns on its massive head shield has been named after a famous Norse god who sported a simila

Peter: That’s so cool! You know, ceratopsians happened to be my favorite clade of dinosaurs!

Loki: Aww, you’re just saying that because one of them is named after me~😏

Tony: Hey! No one’s named a dinosaur after me!

Stephen: When they find an iron plated dinosaur that obviously lacked any sort of impulse control, I’m sure you’ll be the first person that comes to mind

Okay but all I can picture is someone approaching Peter at a party/club etc

" You looking for a Daddy?"

And Peter responded with a

" No, I'm looking for a HUSBAND not a Daddy"

And someone else turns around and speaks up.

" Is that so?"

Tempted to do these kinds of posts with more than just Spideypool, perhaps Stucky or other marvel ships/duos/groups or whatever also might draw some of them.

dating a princessgirl is great until she exercises unilateral authority to keep snuggling you instead of letting you get up

Never forget:

Steve Rogers was a theatre kid, starred in movies, wore micro shorts and tights everyday on stage (Bucky: You're keeping the outfit right?), and lost his virginity to a groupie

Bucky Barnes is a nerd—eager to go to the Stark Expo science exhibit, read the Hobbit books as soon as they were released—and was also a great dancer. 1940s dating culture involved a lot of dancing, and good dancers got dates