I Think There’s Value In Exploring Different Dynamics For The Same Pairing!! If I Want To Make Them

“you should be the bigger person” absolutely not. i’m cursing his entire bloodline.

that meme, but starker tony's had enough

the line between vengeful brutal catharsis and gay sex is very thin so be careful out there

how to train your mercenary

Has not eaten in two minutes

Normally it’s Tony who goes on the invention binge and disappears into his lab for an unknown amount of hours before reemerging half delirious with giant black circles under his eyes

So he knows he kind of deserves this when it happens to Peter after they get together

And as he’s sitting upright in bed, scared half to death from waking up to Peter standing in front of him and staring at him, he silently vows to apologize to Rhodey, Happy and Pepper for doing this to them multiple times in the past

archers gloves vs digital artist gloves being opposite of one another

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

Chapters: 2/2 Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Midoriya Izuku Characters: Midoriya Izuku, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Shinsou Hitoshi, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic Additional Tags: Humor, Romance, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Adult Midoriya Izuku, Pro Hero Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Izuku is a Ray of Sunshine, Everyone Loves Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Izuku Does Not Go to U.A. High School, No Underage Sex, Fluff, Suikawari For Fun And Romantic Profit, Many Watermelons Were Harmed In The Making Of This, Romantic Comedy, Shinsou Hitoshi is a Good Friend, Light Breeding Kink Acquired Through Spite Summary:

“Our kids would be beautiful,” Izuku can’t help but say, body locking up a bit.

He’s feeling unexpectedly defensive and irrationally protective all at once.

“Your kids would be little paralysis demons made manifest,” Hitoshi snips as he throws his hands up into the air dramatically once he realizes that Izuku is no longer allowing himself to be shaken.  “All big eyes and teeth and bat shit insanity.  I can feel my hair graying out just thinking about them.”

Then, just as abruptly as his rant had begun, Hitoshi seems to finally run out of steam.

“We’re all doomed,” Hitoshi proclaims pathetically as his body abruptly goes limp, long limbs drooping down toward the ground.

☕️BUY ME A COFFEE☕️ / PATREON

Peter trying his best to be sexy and seductive but Tony just finds it adorable and gives him cuddles and kisses. The boy is simply too cute and innocent.

“I’m trying to seduce you,” Peter pouts.

Tony smiles and kisses Peter’s hair, cuddling him tightly and speaking into his soft curls. “I’m seduced.”

“How?”

“You’ve got me wrapped around your little finger, you know that?”

Peter groans. “I want my mouth wrapped around your… you-know,” he mumbles shyly against Tony’s chest, blushing.

Tony laughs softly. “My what?”

“You know, Mr Stark.”

“If you can’t even say it how are you going to seduce me?”

“I thought you were already seduced?”

“By your cuteness,” Tony says softly, kissing Peter’s hair again.

Peter sighs but can’t help smiling. Maybe he’s not entirely ready for sex yet and that’s why he’s not “sexy” or “seductive”, but at least Tony doesn’t seem to mind right now. In fact, he seems to love Peter the way he is, and Peter can’t really ask for anything more.