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Never forget:

Steve Rogers was a theatre kid, starred in movies, wore micro shorts and tights everyday on stage (Bucky: You're keeping the outfit right?), and lost his virginity to a groupie

Bucky Barnes is a nerd—eager to go to the Stark Expo science exhibit, read the Hobbit books as soon as they were released—and was also a great dancer. 1940s dating culture involved a lot of dancing, and good dancers got dates

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While most of the time the team has meetings in the tower or compound, on occasion they have to meet up somewhere else. And when magic may be involved? They definitely are going to the sanctum to quiz Dr. Strange. While he isn't part of the Avengers, he was on call to assist when needed.

The meeting was wrapping up when a voice yelled out

" Honey I'm home!"

Everyone froze, Strange was seeing someone? They haven't heard or seen that he was. And he has been around a lot more recently.

" In the office," voiced Stephen loudly.

" Okay! By the way, where is the first aid kit? It's not under the sink"

Stephen sighed and then pinched the bridge of his nose. "The new one is in the bathroom closet.... why do you need to know?"

" Oh, you know, just a light stabbing. Nothing that I can't do myself." The voice steadily got closer, and the door to the office swung open. " unless you want to. I know you like it when......uhhh... hi?"

There in the doorway stood who appeared to be Spiderman.

A guy in his early twenties, his brown hair was damp from sweat but still a little curly. A blush was forming down his cheeks to his neck and chest. His mask was in hand as he waved awkwardly, his suit was unzip and hanging low on his hips.

Tony lowered his glasses giving Spiderman a once over and whistled. " You have been holding out on us Gandalf"

Funny thing to imagine is the public finding out Spider-Man is broke gradually.

Like there will be obvious pictures of Peter using the same suit that was torn for days but people just chalk it up as him not having time to get a new one as opposed to not having the resources to repair it. Or the times they see him scavenging in trash cans and getting audibly excited to see a piece of technology that he can use. Obviously he just likes collecting old tech and whatever he found must’ve been rare. Or the number of times he saves hot dog stand vendors and all he asks in return is a single hot dog. He’s just being modest obviously and doesn’t expect much for being a hero. It’s not like he can’t afford food at times.

The time where people started actually considering that Peter might actually be broke is when he was swinging extremely fast across the city before abruptly stopping and landing on the streets to pick up a single dollar while being visibly excited about it. He even chased the dollar for a few seconds since the wind picked it up before swinging off again.

Civilians: Guys, Spider-Man can’t be broke. He spends all day helping New York and doesn’t seem to have an off day. That means he has to be somewhat financially competent so he can live comfortably when he’s not out there being a hero, unless he’s putting New York over his own well being- oh my god, he might actually be broke!

I love fics where people (the general public) assume Pepper doesn’t like Peter on account of him being much younger and married to her ex husband and co parenting her daughter when in reality in my heart of hearts I know this is their relationship. They gang up on Tony. They have tea sessions. Tony is horrified of them being in the same room together because he knows they will be exchanging intel. Peter loves her daughter and so Pepper loves Peter. It’s very simple. Peter is free child care. Peter keeps Tony out of stupid shit, because Tony’s just a little afraid of Peter like he is of her. They’re a very healthy functional coparenting unit.

Spidershield but Peter is a constantly horny teen who loves to tease and try to seduce Steve, while Steve is trying to be a good person and not take advantage of his much younger boyfriend, making sure to wait till he feels Peter is “ready”.

One day Steve and Peter are talking about art and Peter begs Steve to show him what he can do. He’s only heard stories of how Steve loves to draw, but he’s never seen any of Steve’s work. So Steve agrees on the condition Peter gets him a sketchpad and pencils.

After Peter finished school that day he comes back with the materials Steve needs and hands them to him, asking him to wait till he’s changed out of his school clothes.

What happens next is not what Steve had imagined. Peter slowly walks into the room with nothing but a bath robe on. He walks over to the couch opposite where Steve is sitting with his drawing materials and seductively drops the robe, leaving himself naked and smirking playfully.

“Draw me like one of your French girls,” he says, lying down on the couch and posing seductively for Steve.

Steve just stares open-mouthed. He tries not to look at certain body parts but Peter has never been naked in front of him before. God, he’s beautiful. The most beautiful person Steve has ever laid his eyes on. And the way he’s acting right now and teasing him right now… Steve is glad to have a sketchpad in his lap because his body is reacting.

Finally he manages to find his voice. “You’re going to get me into trouble.”

“Am I?” Peter asks, face full of innocence.

“Definitely.”

“Why?”

“Because I’m about to go against my own morals if you don’t put some clothes on.”

“I’m your boyfriend. It’s okay to want it.”

“You’re 17, Peter.”

“If you had a problem with that you wouldn’t be dating me.”

Steve stares at Peter, trying to find some part of himself that says no. But his whole body is screaming yes. He closes his eyes, breathes out slowly through his nose and then opens his eyes again speaking in a firm voice.

“I’m going to draw you. And then I’m going to fuck you. Is that okay?”

Peter’s heart skips a beat. He nods and blushes. Steve has never spoken to him like this before.

“Yes, daddy.”

“Alright. Now be a good boy and stay still for me and maybe I’ll let you cum later.”

Peter has never been so still in his life.

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“We often want it so badly that we ruin it before it begins. Overthinking. Fantasizing. Imagining. Expecting. Worrying. Doubting. Just let it naturally evolve”

— Unknown