Love When Fictional Men Are So Devoted To Their Partner It Makes Them Dangerous And Insane. Very Slutty

Loki: Elskan min, guess what!

Peter: What? I can tell something exciting happened! Did you get a new dagger to stab Thor with?

Loki: No, even better!

Peter: Even better than- okay I give up. Tell me!

Loki: Scientists has named a dinosaur after me!

Peter: No way!

Loki: Yes way! Check out for yourself! Look, they even call me an Iconic Norse God, I’m an icon!

livescience.com

Newfound dinosaur with giant, horned headpiece named after iconic Norse god

A newly identified dinosaur with large, ornate horns on its massive head shield has been named after a famous Norse god who sported a simila

Peter: That’s so cool! You know, ceratopsians happened to be my favorite clade of dinosaurs!

Loki: Aww, you’re just saying that because one of them is named after me~😏

Tony: Hey! No one’s named a dinosaur after me!

Stephen: When they find an iron plated dinosaur that obviously lacked any sort of impulse control, I’m sure you’ll be the first person that comes to mind

My wife (ao3) lying in her hospital bed (down for maintenance) as I hold her hand lovingly, waiting for the moment she wakes again (waiting for ao3 to go back up).

peak philosophy in ao3 tags

dating a princessgirl is great until she exercises unilateral authority to keep snuggling you instead of letting you get up

My favorite jokes are about mispronouncing philosophers' names but I'm afraid it's a nietzsche subgenre

The Alchemy- Football Player! Bucky x Ballerino! Peter

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments