Inspired By This Awesome Post By @spideyslag

red blood cell girl bringing you oxygen on a cute little platter and then curtseying

time loop fans when the loop slightly changes

"ohh my god you can't just-"

Am I yours to command? Does the collar 'round my neck have your name on it? I kneel to no king nor god, and I see no crown on you.

things i say that confuse and worry my coworkers:

“happy birthday” every time i hand them something

“well, that’s not ideal” whenever something is going wrong

“we are in the timeline that god abandoned” whenever i’m mildly inconvenienced

“can’t you see that your fighting is tearing this family apart?” whenever two or more coworkers are arguing

referring to taking medication as “eating medicine”

“time to go back to prison!” when putting animals back in their cages

referring to inanimate objects as (s)he, particularly when i break something and say “oh no, he’s dead.” this concerns them especially when i follow it up with “that’s not ideal”

“what are they gonna do, fire me?”

Who put em in that box? Smh. Peter punched a whole through the metal in the next panel for sure. Or maybe punched Wade. Or maybe both.

Never drew two guys in a box before… it’s really hard guys. I tried my best😔

Every Mafia AU

i know Peter has the "i dont need to fix him he just needs love" mind set cus when he saw SIM-Tony, Hydra Steve & Bucky and Frost Giant Thor he immediately gives them unconditional love 24/7

MCU angst playlist: Civil War era Tony

Poor Tony :(

#mcuangstplaylist