My Swanqueen Era Is Coming Back

I love the headcanon that Jason writes fanfiction and the funniest part of it to me is how his author notes would take the ao3 curse to a whole new level

A/N: here you go guys. Sorry it’s a couple days late, I spent the entirety of yesterday forcing soup and fever-reducers down my brothers throat while he actively told me he wasn’t sick

comments: omg is your brother okay?? Jason, responding: yeah he’s fine now. I took my eyes off him for a second, he downed a coffee and it fucking healed him?? Idefk. comments: wtf

Jason: yo sorry this was a little rushed, my sister’s ballet recital was crashed by the joker and I spent the night helping with the relief efforts comments: damn your siblings are living crazy lives Jason: you don’t know the half of it

Jason: this chapter was a week late, yeah. Sorry about that. I died again.

UM GUYS. I JUST NOTICED A CRAZY ISSUE W THE TUMBLR UPDATE.

“you should be the bigger person” absolutely not. i’m cursing his entire bloodline.

YK what makes me sad? And mad?

No one puts out any married spiderstrange content.

I want it! I want domestic bliss! I want the comfort of 5 years in! I want Stephen referring to peter and himself as his little family on their holliday cards signed “the Parker-Strange’s”. I want the domesticity!

I want the avengers eventually coming to accept that these two weirdos who absolutely no one saw coming are in love, fine, and eventually having to cope with them being married, which, again. Fine. But they’ll team up with other hero’s and they’ll just be SHOCKED

Like Scott Lang comes to town for the first time in a couple years and he asks Peter a question about something, and peters just stirring his coffee like “I don’t know, ask my husband. He’s got a better understanding of how pyms shit works than me. I’m just the new Nano tech guy”

And Scott’s like HOLD THE PHONE YOURE MARRIED? YOURE A CHILD! TO WHO?? And peters just like “uh, first off all I’m 24. Second of all, Stephen. Duh” and Scott’s like “THE WIZZARD? YOU ARE MARRIED TO THE WIZZARD” and peter just blinks slowly. “Yeah. For a little over a year”

Carols on world.

She’s talking to Stephen like “you know what, I have this friend and I think you’d be a great fit for them” and Stephen can’t shut it down fast enough, “no no no no no thank you, I’m very happily married” and she just cocks an eyebrow. Sure he wears a ring but he wears MANY magical little doodads. “You know, my husband. You’ve worked with him before, Peter? Spider-Man?” And shes just flabbergasted. “Stephen! You cradle robber!”

Stephen and peter have their own sence of humor. Their own language practically. No one gets it.

Stephen and peter, minding their own business in the sanctum, Thursday night. Peters curled up, Stephens got a lazy arm around his shoulder holding him comfortably close while they binge watch their latest trash TV obsession over a glass of wine and tony shows up because he needs them for a mission. He’s never quite gotten used to their relationship, but In this moment he can’t get over “Stephen, are you in bunny slippers?”.

They deserve soft domesticity!!!!

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

I love, love, LOVE it when I can tell a fic author has integrated their specialized knowledge in a fic. I was reading a fic that at some point included the character going to visit an art therapist, and it's so clear that the author is an art therapist themself, and the details included are just immaculate and I love it. I've previously read about a character doing fencing for no other reason than the author clearly wanting to write a sport they understood. A character being given a hyperfixation on bugs just so the author can infodump themselves.

I eat it up every time, it brings such a smile to my face

Ship what you like and write what you like, just make sure you tag it so it doesn't end up triggering someone who didn't want to see that. It's been proven time and time again now in studies that fictional fantasies are not indicative of a person's real life morals, but you know what is? Lacking the empathy in understanding and acknowledging that your views are not universal and just because you are okay with something, does not mean everyone is and wants to see it. There's a difference between censorship and content warnings. Censorship is far too easily weaponised at the life threatening expense of minorities and other vulnerable groups. Content warnings/tags are not censorship, it's the only way people, in real life or in fandom spaces, can safely exist in a world where censorship is rightfully rejected. Asking for common decency is not ship hate.

"My thing is not your thing" goes both ways. Anti-censorship and content warnings go hand in hand, they're essential to one another. Warnings are not an attack.

our spiritually elevated rejection of canon vs their intellectually dishonest refusal to engage with the text