Fellowship Of The Ring | Two Towers | Return Of The King

i love the phrase "which could mean nothing" i think its my favorite thing to come out of the internet ever i love saying it. it could mean nothing but we all know better. we know the truth.

Just saw a GIF of Clint Barton in casual clothes holding a bow and am now convinced that in universe he has the same famous person situation as Tony Hawk. He is completely unrecognized in public unless in the vicinity of That One Object. ‘It’s random middle aged guy.’ He picks up a bow. ‘Holy shit it’s Hawkeye!’

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Ive come up with the phrase "blorbo-in-law" which is a fictional character who isn't, like, YOUR blorbo from YOUR shows but it is your mutual's blorbo who you nevertheless have developed strong opinions about due to long term dash exposure

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

Tony never liked being handed things because he was handed his parent's death certificate. Until one night, after being resurrected and being married to his one true love and making sure Pepper and Morgan were okay, Peter hands him something.

"I didn't know how you'd take it. Or if you wanted another. I didn't even know that my body was capable but—" Peter hands him a white stick and a legal sized paper with his lab results, "I'm pregnant, Mr. Stark."

If there's anyone Tony would take anything being handed to him from, it would be Peter.

spider-man: so there's this new player-- or old player i guess-- in the mob. they call him Baba Yaga, but im pretty sure he's John Wick daredevil: daredevil: f u c k spider-man: what???? daredevil: frank's in town spider-man: *chokes* frank??? like frank castle frank???? daredevil: yes. spider-man: has a scary title. lover of dogs. kills mob members. breaks up dogfighting rings. not very verbose. freakily good with guns. daredevil: yes. spider-man: are we sure they're not related? daredevil: i have stark running a dna test as we speak

Tony Stark voice: "Jarvis, leak his nudes"