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You know, there's an entire generation that, when hearing the song "I Wanna Rock" by the Twisted Sisters, thinks "oh cool, they made a parody of the Goofy Goober Rock" and I think that's beautiful.

Our city is going into lockdown tonight but at least someone's out here spreading joy

Hello my friend!

God is, among other things, a Christian's FBI agent

I may have just failed the most recent test but one thing I'm definitely learning from my semester in zoology is that if you ever need inspiration for a grotesque, terrifying monster, just look at random diagrams and go ham.

Also that female parasitic worms do indeed have vaginas.

Oh my God I just found all of my Pokemon games after literally half a year thinking they were lost I'm so happy

Concept: a generic nightclub, except every hour (can be more often), one of those songs from a middle school dance starts playing. Cupid's Shuffle, Macarena, you know it.

Please .... For fucking once . .... . .. ... Can Trix be for rabbits..... .

Had a dream where my cats started multiplying. Like I go upstairs, my cat Arrow's in the bathroom. I look over, Arrow's in my doorway. I look back, there are 2 Arrows in my bathroom. My other cat Marigold gets involved. They begin covering every floor surface. I figure it's a hallucination as Arrows begin stacking on top of each other. All in the same lying position, all staring at me was calm, fearless eyes, making me feel nothing.

I go downstairs again and get my parents.

I read a YA-esque book in middle school and in it the protag farmer makes a thing of orange soda and some other stuff to brighten her pumpkin and because of that I have the primal urge to dump my diet Pepsi onto my plants every time I see them

FEED ME ♡

I got one that said "goat" and experienced the most joy one could have in forgetting old slang

My glasses are off quick post mean things in really small text so I can't read it and have to squint

Very cash money of you

2015 - Here are some gifs of Donald Trump being attacked by a bald eagle named Uncle Sam, literally the least patriotic thing that can happen to an American. [video]

Ranting about personal life but WTF this is the third time in a row that one of my best friends has gotten feelings for me and I've had to awkwardly turn them down due to the fact that mentally I'm a toxic piece of shit and I'm not going to put that on anyone

im gonna make a possum riding a roomba shirt and nobody can stop me 

Highly successful honeybee

My handsome man

Me: has been in the same class for the entire semester, no changes, no requests to move, same teacher.

Also Me: is mildly terrified that I'm in the wrong class when I think there's a seat change (even when there isn't) and I'm too absorbed to hear the teacher call my name

LOOK AT THAT THING! IT ABSORBS FOREIGN CRAP AND JUST DISSOLVES IT!! THIS BAD BOY RIGHT HERE IS WHAT MAKES YOUR TATTOOS GO AWAY THAT'S RIGHT IT ABSORBS AWAY TATTOO INK ISNT THAT COOL!!!

I don't know if anyone else has a favorite type of cell but I do and it's a macrophage

I don't know if anyone else has a favorite type of cell but I do and it's a macrophage

I dont know who the hell the B stands for but god its disgusting that you ship anyone with Dib. Thats a whole ass child, freak. Wanted to follow for the Pokemon content but you're out here shipping whatever the fuck badr is. Dont fucking ship the kids with irkens jesus christ

HUH????? BADR IS MY NAME ITS A NAME IN ARABIC I DON’T EVEN WATCH ZIM DUGDHBCHBVHJVFH WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON

I'm gonna rant about Monster High, bear with me

A couple days ago I was thinking about stuff from my childhood when I realized that there was never a Monster High doll line where the girls were humans. And frankly, I'm offended.

I read the book series back in like 5th grade, and though I don't consider it as very good, it definitely had a lot more lore than any of the movies or episodes (I never watched much tho so idk). But one of the biggest things about the school was that it was a school for humans, and the monsters had to change their names and hide themselves to coexist. There were "subtle" ways to show they were monsters (Lagoona constantly putting on lotion to stay moisturized, Ghoulia "Julia" talking super slow, Draculaura never going into public bathrooms, etc.) But it was an interesting setting for the two main characters (Frankie, freshly made, and Melody, the new human girl) to be placed in.

Having said that, it's pretty stupid that this was never referenced or even mentioned anywhere else in the show. Having a line of "Merston High girls" could seem boring, but so is 30 of the same dolls with different outfits.

I guess it doesn't really matter since the fad's been over for so long. But I watch a lot of doll face-up so it's relevant to me

Honestly I've been twirling my hair since before I had hair.

Pros, the heat and constant twirling gives me perfect curls sometimes. Cons, my hair is always disgusting and I still rip out my knots sometimes lol

Growing up without stim toys be like

- the leg bounce

- sleeves

- bottles of liquid were strangely fascinating

- something heavy on the end of some string

- Doodling ALL the time so now you’re kind of accidentally good at art

- MAGNETS

- jewellery. Especially those weird earrings where they’re a ball covered in gel spikes.

- Covering your hands in glue and peeling it off

- Tapping

- Twirling your hair around your finger until it accidentally turns into a huge knot

- gum

- Stroking pets because it feels good for you not just them

- Any blu tac you found around the house or school would stay with you for many weeks

- Biting the inside of your cheek, fingers, nails

- “we will be using clay in art today” was a god send

- bubble baths

- people think you’re faking needing stim toys now because you’ve gone so long without them and they didn’t notice your little ‘quirks’ before

Ohhhh I love himmmm

They love carrots so MUCH

How many platypuses does Dr. Doofenshmirtz see on a daily basis that he doesn't immediately know that the platypus always showing up at his house pulling bipedal fight poses is his arch nemisis unless he puts his hat on?

My brain coming home from school: ah yes, the family: mom, dad, the grey fuzzy small-headed baby with a tail on mom's lap, the other black and white fluffy small headed baby with a tail lying on the floor. Yup, the gang's all here!

I've lived with cats my entire life, and so I think it's funny when I look at my cat and my brain's like "you mean that's NOT a four-legged person?"